United Thread - 2023/24

[crazyg]

Tempted to wear my wellies next week.

If those are the toilets, watch out for the Klingons.

 

[levets]

One for the derby that should get them foaming.

Have you ever won both trebles.
Have you fuck .
Have you ever won both trebles.
Have you fuck , and neither have the Neville’s.
Have you ever won both trebles.
Have you fuck .

Like it. This works..

Have you ever won both trebles.
Have you fuck .
Have you ever won both trebles.
Have you fuck ,
Have you ever won both trebles.
And neither have the Neville’s
Have you ever won both trebles.
Have you fuck.

 

[Mr Fraser]

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If those are the toilets, watch out for the Klingons.

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qechvam qIghpu'vam

 

[remember arthur mann]

Oh dear, I think he thought he was going to Manchester City.

"At this rate..." - Claim player made 'mistake' by signing for Man United this summer, going to 'end up on bench' - Sport Witness

To say that Manchester United’s start to the season has been poor would be a bit of an understatement. Yes, the Red Devils started the season with two wins, but what followed has been far from what many expected from a second year Erik ten Hag side. In fact, the arrivals of the likes of

sportwitness.co.uk

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Newcastle vs Rags Saturday 2nd Dec @8pm.

Going to be a late night back home to Surrey.

Seriously though, 8pm weekend kickoffs should be between teams close geographically.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Galatasery ordered to pay the rags for damage caused their fans - current estimate is @ £6bn

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Galatasery ordered to pay the rags for damage caused their fans - current estimate is @ £6bn

I bet they will sneak the cost.of repairing the roof in there

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

BBC 6pm news, showing pics of an Isreali killed last week......
Pics of him wearing a rag shirt and another outside Lou Macari's Chippy, saying his dream was to take his 2 kids to the Swamp.
You just know what's going to happen there.....

Then the next "story" reported is Cantona is recording a song....

 

[remember arthur mann]

BBC 6pm news, showing pics of an Isreali killed last week......
Pics of him wearing a rag shirt and another outside Lou Macari's Chippy, saying his dream was to take his 2 kids to the Swamp.
You just know what's going to happen there.....

Then the next "story" reported is Cantona is recording a song....

Keeping the shite relevant. By any means.
No shame. Nothing new.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Newcastle vs Rags Saturday 2nd Dec @8pm.

Going to be a late night back home to Surrey.

Seriously though, 8pm weekend kickoffs should be between teams close geographically.

Logic dictates this.

But live tv companies rely,like all decent companies .on .New business.
So they have to pick fixtures which as % of fans,,however small, decide,I'm not travelling all that way...let's order sky/ by
Job done.