United Thread - 2023/24

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KS55 said:
Dave Brailsford marginal improvements:
1.Baggier shorts
2. Go faster stripes on shin pads.
3. A sky blue stripe on the shirts.
4. No studs on boots to reduce the weight.
5. Red lines in the penalty area.
6. All players to be over 6ft 7.
7. BETTER PEDS
8. EVEN BETTER PEDS.
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Free Jiffy bag delivery to each rag players premises
 
KS55 said:
Dave Brailsford marginal improvements:
1.Baggier shorts
2. Go faster stripes on shin pads.
3. A sky blue stripe on the shirts.
4. No studs on boots to reduce the weight.
5. Cartoons painted in the penalty area.
6. All players to be over 6ft 7.
7. BETTER PEDS
8. EVEN BETTER PEDS.
9. Rooney to be chief coach.
10. MORE PEDS THAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.
11. Screens in the changing room to prevent cock comparisons.
12. French windows in the back of the changing room for a faster getaway.
13. Just in case, MORE PEDS.
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Thing is he only trained his charges to go round and round. Suppose that Brazilian woman beater bloke is well ahead of his team mates in that respect.
 
KS55 said:
Dave Brailsford marginal improvements:
1.Baggier shorts
2. Go faster stripes on shin pads.
3. A sky blue stripe on the shirts.
4. No studs on boots to reduce the weight.
5. Cartoons painted in the penalty area.
6. All players to be over 6ft 7.
7. BETTER PEDS
8. EVEN BETTER PEDS.
9. Rooney to be chief coach.
10. MORE PEDS THAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.
11. Screens in the changing room to prevent cock comparisons.
12. French windows in the back of the changing room for a faster getaway.
13. Just in case, MORE PEDS.
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You forgot the new go faster aero hump shirts

aero hump pocket 4.jpg
 
Having an argument with a rag at work last night... (They are sooo easy to wind up at the moment)

He was adamant that Chelsea Jim was buying 25% and would get full control of the 'footballing side' of the rags.

He couldn't answer me when I gave him two scenarios....

1) Chelsea Jim decides to sell poster boy Rashford. Now this would obviously affect the commercial side of the business that the Glazers apparently run... Who sanctions it?


2) Flip the scenario. The Glazers approach INEOS and offer to buy 25% of the group, but want full control of the 'chemical side' and they will bring in Gary Neville to oversee things... Would Chelsea Jim accept that?



He walked away.
 
Its brilliant, they are a fucking embarrassment of a club. Who in their right mind thinks this will be anything other than the next stage in the united demise.
 
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