United Thread - 2023/24

[KentBlue]

Not even worth watching today's match, we all know exactly how it's going to play out... Coventry will look the better side, play the more attractive football and create and miss a number of great scoring opportunities before united get gifted a goal against the run of play via either a defensive clanger, a deflection or a dubious decision.

The only way they can score. But of course we'll be told ten bob is a footballing genius whose tactical knowledge is second to none. The tabloids will be preaching to the great unwashed about how Pep is terrified of having to play against a far superior manager in yet another FA cup final. And thousands of miles away, somewhere like Kowloon, the population will be cheering on their favourites, 'Manschnited,' and taking the piss out of the Manchester accent - neither seeing or understanding the irony.


Adendum.
I wanted to watch the London Marathon but I didn't realise they had changed its name to the Gabby Logan show.

 

[dadnlad]

Ended up with a cheeky quid @25's for that City fan who is top Coventry scorer to net anytime & be booked.

Dave Bennett

 

[dadnlad]

Not even worth watching today's match, we all know exactly how it's going to play out... Coventry will look the better side, play the more attractive football and create and miss a number of great scoring opportunities before united get gifted a goal against the run of play via either a defensive clanger, a deflection or a dubious decision.

That sounds like city v Chelsea ;)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Ended up with a cheeky quid @25's for that City fan who is top Coventry scorer to net anytime & be booked.

Like buying money.............. ;-)

 

[jacko74]

That sounds like city v Chelsea ;)

The difference is we get that kind of undeserved win perhaps once or twice a season at the most... not every fucking week like the stuffy rag bastards.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

Coventry definitely have a chance against this shower of bastards, so it would be of no surprise at all to see a Coventry red card today.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Wonder if they’ll throw the game tomorrow now they know they can’t win the cup anymore.

They are not good enough to deliberately throw a game Al :-)

 

[Blu3m00n91]

Silly twat. Walks into any modern team shut the fuck up

 

[Roachy]

Not even worth watching today's match, we all know exactly how it's going to play out... Coventry will look the better side, play the more attractive football and create and miss a number of great scoring opportunities before united get gifted a goal against the run of play via either a defensive clanger, a deflection or a dubious decision.

An all too regular occurrence in so many of their games.

 

[Gray]

I wanted to watch the London Marathon but I didn't realise they had changed its name to the Gabby Logan show.

The commentary team at the marathon have spent a lot of time discussing what colour the leading womens athletes running vests are.