United Thread - 2023/24

[SkyBlueFlux]

Said this for years. Their delusions are self perpetuating. the United Way, it’s killing them. And will continue to do si, which is brilliant.

People keep going on a out them being ‘bigger’ than City. Who’s the fuck cares and how is size measured in football?
How can you claim to be the biggest club in the World yet have that shower of shit playing, a shambles of a stadium.

The biggest club in the World doesn’t play Jonny fucking Evans..

At one point Neville said “this club is the highest revenue-generating club in England.”

Despite them generating less revenue than both us and the Scousers. He stated it like some obvious truism. The idea that they actually aren’t in any way special doesn’t enter his brain for even a second.

They make less money than us
Are in more debt than us
Have less valuable assets than us
They lose on the pitch
They lose off the pitch

There is no actual measure by which they are a superior club to us other than their own preconceived exceptionalism. Which… I’ll state it again… is a figment of their deluded imaginations.

They’re like the Donald Trump of football clubs. They keep asserting that they’re winning some kind of race, but no fucker can figure out what race they’re even running in.

 

[malg]

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Rashford - gift that keeps giving. Media fucking love him so he's untouchable. Long may it continue and I hope he retires there. He genuinely should have went the same way as Wellshitand ended up at Brentford or Bournemouth but he's played a blinder with his social media and feeding legions of starving kids. Thanks Marcus, please keep up the great work

 

[johnnytapia]

They need a Conte like manager to wrestle the power back from the players there.

I get the feeling the club is poison and no one would do it.

Someone like....Mourinho

 

[waspish]

Looking at there accounts they don't get champs league there budget on player won't be much!

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

"Great players come here and die in front of our eyes." - Gary Neville

Stick that on a fucking banner.

And that's yet another part of the problem, what "great players" have they signed in the last few years?

To take just the last 12 months, they have signed some overrated dross (Mount), some over the hill has-beens (Casemiro), and some promising youngsters with potential (JFE Hojlund). I don't remember the last time they signed a "great" player.

It's just that everyone who signs for them gets immediately hyped up way beyond their worth (Donny van de Beek anyone?).

 

[TinFoilHat]

Someone like....Mourinho

Looking back, he's the best they lost.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

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You can’t teach this. It’s impressive how quickly the rags have replaced Smalling and Jones so seamlessly.

Anyone arsed about the Noweigian robot at the far post?

Nah, fuck it, I’ve got Foden.

That is absolutely criminal dereliction of duty. He's only the fucking record Premier League goalscorer ffs!

 

[City Mike 1969]

"A stackable managerial performance" - Alice

… so spake the locals…

 

[Semper aggressus]

How is that not a red card, when you remember what Rodri got a red card for?

I despise all rags but that little prick Antony is actually the most odious **** from the whole pile of rag filth. I’d love the opportunity to relentlessly punch him full force in the face.

 

[TonyM]

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All that's keeping him in a job is his lack of hair.