United Thread - 2023/24

[yeah whatever !!]

He'll be able to say to them "On yer bike"

You spoke too soon !! oh I forgot...they're saddled with debt.

 

[chedinho]

We all know that managers have favourite players, those they take from club to club with them.

Now just imagine, how fucking shit a manager you must be to manage that petulant, talentless, women beating **** Antony once, and then unbelievably decide to recruit him again and pay 80M for the privilege.

That's some next level shit management, that only a man so out of his depth and with no understanding of the quality required to succeed in the PL could make.

Long may it continue, shit cunts!

Apart from Pep.
Bravo is one I can think of.

 

[jacko74]

How on earth are they eighth in the league? Beggars belief because they are the worst team I’ve seen all season.

Partly due to 'lesser' sides not converting their chances when playing them, but mostly thanks to refs and VAR.

 

[WestGorton]

I was at the game when Keane attacked Haaland. I have yet to see Keane in the street but I will tackle him in the same way if I do.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

I was pretty much disgusted by the chants about Haalands dad losing his career. Fucks me off that the media dont highlight that. It was mentioned on MOTD but ffs thats shite behaviour.

 

[freshie]

This about Garnacho is hilarious

 

[Ghostofmerlin]

Alarmingly, there is a growing call for tenth hag to be sacked.

The nice thing is that no manager, not even Pep, Ancelotti, Cruyff or Zidane, could get a result with Man U's pathetic group of players.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

According to an all knowing rag I know....It's not the players or the manager that's at fault. It's the Premier League being up our arse.

Is this who I think it might be?…

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

That should be behind a spoiler alert, I can't stop wanking to it.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Is this who I think it might be?…

Not this time. A rag who i work with gave me that nugget of information.