United Thread - 2023/24

[give it to gordon]

With lots of clubs having new stadium and training grounds to pull of utd must be getting less and less.

Surely if you had the chance of working at a state of the art complex or a run down dump living of pasted reputation, its state of the art for me. Unless you ate going to pay me way over the odds to come to your dump.

Great isnt it lol

 

[roach3]

No matter what we think of de donut he has def got them out of the shit with some outrageous saves, yeh he’s dropped clangers like most keepers but who wouldn’t with that shitshow of a defence in front of them.

Let’s see how long it takes the rags to backtrack after onanas first few dropped bollocks.

Also typical rag behaviour the way they have treated him.

So much for loyalty eh.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

No matter what we think of de donut he has def got them out of the shit with some outrageous saves, yeh he’s dropped clangers like most keepers but who wouldn’t with that shitshow of a defence in front of them.

Let’s see how long it takes the rags to backtrack after onanas first few dropped bollocks.

Also typical rag behaviour the way they have treated him.

So much for loyalty eh.

An absolute basket case of a club, they put him on stupid money after the Madrid fax machine fiasco. I wonder if he had regrets of not getting his move back then, he could have had 4-5 champions league medals. He was more than happy to stay there and rinse them of money, whilst achieving not much.

 

[ray21]

It’s incorrect, as has been mentioned earlier in the thread.

It’s 53 in 28.

Thanks for correcting me.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

 

[jacko74]

A WhatsApp group I am in had them posting tributes to De Gea on Saturday afternoon when he announced his departure. I highlighted that the blue side would miss him due to his record of most derby goals conceded by any United keeper, was greeted with replies such as ‘knob head’ and ‘cock’. They can’t banter back, City have well and truly broken them and took away the only thing they could brag about with the treble. What a time to be alive, getting a dubious penalty in a cup final is their only hope that they can compete with City.

Always the way with scum fans... very, very good at giving it out but can't take it at all.

Over on the football section of the Pistonheads forum you'll find united fans regularly 'bantering' other teams threads on there, in particular City and Liverpool, but if anyone dares to go on the united thread and offers a contrary opinion or gives out a bit of banter they're instantly met with all manner of vile vindictive personal abuse, accused of being mentally ill and 'probably a paedo' etc etc as well as usually being reported to the mods in an attempt to get them banned from the forums.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

With lots of clubs having new stadium and training grounds to pull of utd must be getting less and less.

Surely if you had the chance of working at a state of the art complex or a run down dump living of pasted reputation, its state of the art for me. Unless you ate going to pay me way over the odds to come to your dump.

Great isnt it lol

What have United got to offer to an elite player *at all* other than cash?

Shit stadium. Average coach. Average players. Little chance of winning anything apart from maybe fluking an odd cup.

How are they a bigger pull than say Spurs?

At least Spurs have flashy new facilities.

 

[remember arthur mann]

What have United got to offer to an elite player *at all* other than cash?

Shit stadium. Average coach. Average players. Little chance of winning anything apart from maybe fluking an odd cup.

How are they a bigger pull than say Spurs?

At least Spurs have flashy new facilities.

Yep. Mercenary United, nothing new.

 

[DMA's]

No matter what we think of de donut he has def got them out of the shit with some outrageous saves, yeh he’s dropped clangers like most keepers but who wouldn’t with that shitshow of a defence in front of them.

Let’s see how long it takes the rags to backtrack after onanas first few dropped bollocks.

Also typical rag behaviour the way they have treated him.

So much for loyalty eh.

I completely disagree. Da gea was holding them back massively imo. He was a fairly good shot stopper but he never came for crosses, was stuck on his line meaning United defence had to defend deeper, his distribution was woeful and he was very suspect at saving long shots. There is a reason Spain never picked him.

Onana will allow them to play a lot more effectively from the back and he will play the sweeper role which in turn will mean they defend better. United have finally entered the modern era of goalkeeping

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

I completely disagree. Da gea was holding them back massively imo. He was a fairly good shot stopper but he never came for crosses, was stuck on his line meaning United defence had to defend deeper, his distribution was woeful and he was very suspect at saving long shots. There is a reason Spain never picked him.

Onana will allow them to play a lot more effectively from the back and he will play the sweeper role which in turn will mean they defend better. United have finally entered the modern era of goalkeeping

Maybe they have in terms of keeper.
But look at the 4 clowns in the defence.
Case closed