United Thread - 2023/24

[Gazza]

Jadon Sancho has been offered £1.2m a game to go and play in Saudi Arabia. Manchester United say they'll struggle to raise the cash but it'll be worth it in long run.

 

[Gingers Dad]

Got to love how the last goal he conceded for them was yet another howler.

His utd career went full circle. He started with a howler at Wembley against City and signed off exactly the same way.

 

[KentBlue]

We laugh, but these are real people behind those accounts and genuinely believe the shit they post on there.

Yep. But it would only be rag/dipper fans that could be that deluded. I can't think of any other set of supporters who would come up with such puerile idiocy - and believe in it.

These might be real people coming up with this stuff, but the world they live in is so far removed from reality we should be pitying them for being the social outcasts that they so patently are.

 

[horlock_was_super]

The CAF

Orion.

The Premier League and The Champions League were supposed to protect the status quo for the old guard. Instead, a club like City has emerged from the shadows and is now eating handsomely at the top table. The last 10 to 12 years must have been very painful viewing for the people associated with the old guard clubs. A pain that is so intense that they would take their battle against City off the pitch in order to try to remove City from the top echelons of football and try to damage the legacy of the club. They have failed miserably so far. What a job the people at City have done during this coordinated campaign by the old guard clubs. City have the strongest brand. Play the best football. Have the best manager, the strongest brand and hence the highest revenues. Many reasons to be cheerful. There is one battle to be won. The PL charges. Come on City! We can do this’

Another hilarious rallying cry from Blueloon - ‘emerged from the shadows’ Jesus Christ. Sold your soul, place in the Premier League - and arse - to an Oil state more like.

A friend in Manchester tells me that the deviant who runs that site is on the Abu Dhabi Do (and Don’t) payroll, to censor any conflicting opinion. The chairman apparently has an account, and even Pep goes on it for his populist content for press conferences. The insecurity throughout that organisation is alarming.

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The FFP piss is now boiling. Something the Rags have championed and believed in for the last 15 years.

Rhyme Amimal.

How can any other club get punished for ffp while this stand off with City goes on…?

As bizarre as it sounds, it would probably benefit other Top 4 clubs to purposely breach ffp to a lesser degree than City and tempt punishment in order to ensure City get properly taken out.

But as it stands I don’t understand why any club should follow ffp to the letter, what’s the point?

And if City get a fine for 115 charges, moving forward, how can any team be punished more harshly than that without it being basically an admission of corruption / bribery at the highest levels?

This fuckwit has a friend?????

 

[superwatsonwatson]

We may fade away eventually but to be alive and witness their downfall has been wonderful.

Their downfall so far is not enough. I want more. I want to see them mid table, bottom half year in year out, fighting relegation. I want to see them go down (again). I want to see City get a pen at their ground, well, maybe that one is wanting too much.

 

[roach3]

Not United getting a penalty for fuck all in 96? The one where Keane is going sick at the ref until he realised they’ve been awarded a pen?


Or not the Rashford offside?


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Wonder how man favourably decisions they get vs us & how many shit ones we get vs them

We definitely don’t get reffed the same

Yeh watching dermots mental gymnastics to justify splinters goal was hilarious and cringeworthy at the same time

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

It's a cheap shot, but I hope they get Onana. Onanism is the biblical word for wanking.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

I am Pep, and so is my wife.

I prefer to say that I am Spartacus. So is my hamster.

 

[jrb]

This fuckwit has a friend?????

Is he or she a Bluemoon Mole

 

[Maly]

The CAF

Orion.
A friend in Manchester tells me that the deviant who runs that site is on the Abu Dhabi Do (and Don’t) payroll, to censor any conflicting opinion. The chairman apparently has an account, and even Pep goes on it for his populist content for press conferences. The insecurity throughout that organisation is alarming.

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Pmsl. Anyone got any magic beans to sell on the caf?

Seems like his friend must know @Ric pretty well tho. Not a bad description ;)