United Thread - 2023/24

[Bluemoon115]

United are a circus.

They've ended up with the best form "record" by beating the fodder, and now they're a "force".

Brilliant.

Truth is they are completely shite, we all know it, but these "records" disguise the truth, keep their fans, happy, keep the Nevill'e content, and keep the rest of the footballing world laughing at the bastards to the point that "Laughing at United" should be made into it's own pub sport to rival, darts, pool etc.

FUCK UNITED

 

[hammocity]

Is the answer " the Premier League isnt nearly as strong as some people think" ?

City are the best team in the World, would beat every National team going, the Premier League is the toughest competition in the world. Rags should be on 5 points less after the Wolves and Forest games where they were bailed out by bent refereeing.

Don’t underestimate the achievement of our treble win last season, it was monumental. La Liga, Serie A and the Bundesliga are poor in comparison, we absolutely dismantled Bayern and Real last season.

 

[Akira]

One scrappy 1-0 win against the mighty Luton and already see some of the Rags and their PR machine crawling out their woodwork.

Throwing out Ten Fraud's 'most points in first 50 games' and 'most wins in first 50 games' trophies very quickly, even the '4 wins out of 5' despite constant scrappy 1-0s against squads at the bottom of the league. All to give it their 'I told you so' moment to Ten Fraud detractors.

What really takes the cake is how some of them see it as Ten Fraud struggling with injuries and needs more backing to buy depth, when his expensive signings are mostly sat on the bench.

Standards have truly fallen with some of them lot. Have to be proper deluded to look at how they are playing, the jammy results they are getting against miles smaller sides, and somehow think it's fine.

If this is 'in-form', I can't wait to see what 'off-form' really looks like.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

No mention of the 1 loss in 5 being the embarrassing thrashing handed out on their own doorstep by City

 

[RodneyRodney]

The ones that got away . . .

 

[jacko74]

Because teams play the rag's reputation and not the players in front of them.

Teams like, Luton, Fulham and those of a similar ilk need to be looking at the rags as points fodder. The rags are a much easier team to play against than some of the newly qualified teams.

These teams generally dont have the passing ability to break down the rags so they need to play them at their own game... park the bus hoofball, don't give the rags the space to sneak these jammy goals on the break.

 

[jacko74]

how the fuck are this shower 6th???

As someone has already mentioned... 6 one goal wins against sides that are all currently in the bottom 7 of the PL.

And the rags were outplayed in every one of those wins.

Its sickening.

 

[johncity]

See where they are after last game of calendar year against notts forest they have a tough run up till then they will drop a few points still scum no matter what

 

[Burnage Burnsy]

There is a flag behind the goal they were ‘attacking’ in the first half that reads THE PAST WAS YOURS THE FUTURE IS OURS?!?! Is that a rag with a sense of humour and irony??? Or a mischievous blue?

 

[heslops barnet]

Absolutely infuriating, yes they get plenty of help from the officials but they're also such stuffy, stuffy bustards.

Always have been for as long as I can remember and I’m going back a very long time…….