United Thread - 2023/24

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Why are their hangers on in the media pushing the most in form team of the last five games? It’s proper weird and just prolongs their agony, this is where their problems lay from what they have done in the last ten years. The media seem desperate to sprinkle glitter on the turd as they cling to any slight ray of sunshine that shows they are progressing back to the promised land.

They’ve made hard work of getting past teams any half decent Premier League outfit should be beating. They’ve lost to teams in the Champions league who don’t have the budget that United have. It’s death by a thousand cuts for them, they win and all of a sudden everything is right with the world.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

There is a flag behind the goal they were ‘attacking’ in the first half that reads THE PAST WAS YOURS THE FUTURE IS OURS?!?! Is that a rag with a sense of humour and irony??? Or a mischievous blue?

I noticed that and thought WTF maybe it's an old one aimed at the 70's dips?

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

The Rags the in-form team in the Premier league apparently , not even Rags are deluded enough to believe this but the upside is Ten Bob might be offered an extended contract along with Mount , Casemeiro , Mctommyknocker , Slabhead , OldmanEvans and all the other dross they have in their very expensively assembled squad.

 

[Metal Biker]

They won 1-0

At home

Against a relegation threatened Luton Town

United are back...

 

[TinFoilHat]

They won 1-0

At home

Against a relegation threatened Luton Town

United are back...

Ten Hags Fergie moment apparently.

 

[Brooklands Blue]

Ten Hags Fergie moment apparently.

That seems to be a reoccurring theme with them this season.

 

[Metal Biker]

Ten Hags Fergie moment apparently.

It's almost as if they're unable to move on from that era and continuously judge their club on it, rather than approach things from a new perspective.

And they wonder why they're 'struggling'.

 

[Protein Junkie]

My favourite line from all of todays gaslighting is “United are keeping pace with the Top four”
And Poundshop Dane is working so hard the goals will come.
Comedy club is alive and kicking.

 

[TinFoilHat]

It's almost as if they're unable to move on from that era and continuously judge their club on it, rather than approach things from a new perspective.

And they wonder why they're 'struggling'.

Like the Dippers "Boot Room" bullshit.

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Thought Luton had the better chances and could have easily won the game. The rags scored a scruffy one off a set piece by their renowned forward Lindelhoff. Their luck will change and I reckon they'll finish 8th.

Finish eighth and their luck's in