United Thread - 2023/24

[Bollo]

I just nipped over to the cafe while having a crap (all the guffawing helps me go) and I noticed that the Gala post match is only 10 pages. I know they like a long page, but by Christ I think we’ve done the game more justice than that. They’re broken to fuck.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

What a pity Sticky Vicky has died.

Now if we want to watch objects disappear between outstretched legs we will have to watch Andre Onana.

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[Vienna_70]

I just nipped over to the cafe while having a crap (all the guffawing helps me go) and I noticed that the Gala post match is only 10 pages. I know they like a long page, but by Christ I think we’ve done the game more justice than that. They’re broken to fuck.

Too much information.

 

[Gray]

Big Nose was banned and didn`t travel to Turkey. But managed to park his £280 grand car on a double yellow line and pavement whilst he went shopping in Wilmslow.
Grade A twat.

Did he get a ticket like Joe Public would have done?

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

 

[city2]

That car is fucking embarrassing. No class whatsoever - looks like he's won it in a competition.

He’s been awarded for feeding the starving kids apparently

 

[mscenterh750]

Cunts have nicked our away kit colours the cunts.

 

[deegee33]

Regarding DDG he won't exactly starve, being on (a reported) 300k a week.

He'll just steal a donut should he get hungry.

 

[daveoswald]

What a pity Sticky Vicky has died.

Now if we want to watch objects disappear between outstretched legs we will have to watch Andre Onana.

Memories, Benidorm early eighties, never got a tan, out all night in bed all day.