United Thread - 2023/24

[Tuearts right boot]

I made a comparison between him and Beckscum ages ago, the parallels are there for all to see. Rashford is more concerned with his celebrity status, his public image: the sport he's paid to play is almost an inconvenience to him. The same with Beckscum and the whole 'wags' circus a few years back: the whole plastic Kardashian-style nonsense.
The tabloids were more concerned with designer clothes and botox than they were with the football itself.

Once Beckscum had squeezed every last penny from his extraordinarily limited footballing skills, he moved full-time to the life of glitz and glamour that Hollywood offered him and his publicity-hungry skeletal partner.
Rashford will go the same way: he'll move on from the rags and play abroad somewhere in a multi-billion pound deal, then retire to Miami where he'll spend his time soaking up the sun, enjoying the fawning adulation of the American plastics and being interviewed by Oprah Winfrey.

' publicity-hungry skeletal partner '.....brilliant.

 

[BigJoe#1]

Because ETH will just roll out the same old tired rhetoric: "work hard, follow the rules, eh!" While doing his trademark nervous chuckle.

To me he looks primed to explode one day very very soon.

He's going to blast at an innocent reported that asks an innocent question like "why is your team always looking to be second best in nearly every game they paly in"...... light blue touch paper and step well back.

 

[Bluethemaway]

Dont fooking tell me the title charge is over after the thrashing of Everton.

They are still on for the Champions League though.

 

[mimicmickmickdoyle]

I wonder if Andeh Tate us proud of dareds like he was after Everton

Take a look at The Streetford Paddock , he's hilarious. Wish I knew how to upload.

 

[meeesh]

He's still a kid, he's got time to break through yet!

On YouTube maybe

 

[blue b4 the moon]

STOP PRESS
The Premier League have charged the rags with exceeding the permitted number of corners turned in 2014 to 2023. 10 charges.

Are they doing test cases now of a 6 week period?

 

[Inter Me Nan]

This is what happens when they play a decent team after a string of relegation fodder.

 

[BlueRockape]

This is what happens when they play a decent team after a string of relegation fodder.

And Newcastle had only half a team ; )

 

[blue b4 the moon]

This celebrity status you talk about, made me wonder where’s young Jesse these days, ironically his partner in crime once upon a time

He'll be back on the scene once all the train strikes have finished....or he's old enough to get a driving license.

 

[jazzy]