United Thread - 2023/24

[Kippax77]

Them buying the 'new Haaland' for 72m as worked out well for them.
No Premier league goals and we're already in snowy December

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Cunts the lot of them.

Hilarious. Very much enjoyed that. Thanks for posting!

 

[smeeagain]

Rashford
Don’t get me wrong I’m loving what’s going on over there .
Players not giving 100% are not new , certainly to us at city over the years , thankfully we now have a culture of success .
Seeing Rashford hands on hips ,even though he’s a red , does annoy me to hell.
Why can’t clubs take players to court for not giving 100?
Clips from a few games , call witnesses , Neville ,Lineaker etc and sue the twat for not fulfilling his part of the deal !
If I was at Sky sports I’d be threatening to help United financially with this action ,on behalf of club , fans and viewers.

 

[bakerdave76]

Man Utd have decided to dig up the pitch at old Trafford to plant potatoes so they’ve got something to lift in may

 

[Vienna_70]

Apparently they've not beaten a top 8 side away from home in the league for almost 3 years

And they need help from the officials to do so at home.

 

[Blue Mist]

Watched the game on MOTD and it was only when Shearer and Murphy did the analysis that I found out Rashford was playing...( sorry, on the pitch )

The same could be said about the new kid who we just have to take to the Euros..... and I watched the whole match.

 

[kaz7]

Just seen the score , they are the gift that keeps on giving , lol

 

[Vienna_70]

Just a question, what's happened to that Hojlund lad? Is he injured?

No.

Just shit!

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Cunts the lot of them.

What is is with blokes like that and that fake put-on “Manchestohhh” accent?

I’ve lived in and around Manchester all my life and I don’t speak like that, and I don’t know anyone who does.

Same with Liam Gallagher - much as I love him, he’s putting that voice on.

 

[ancoats]

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its the hope that kills him hahahaha