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United Thread - 2023/24
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manimanc
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He hit the nail on the head there saying the club will spin this as much as they can. That's what has just happened with them manager/player of the month awards. It was no coincidence that them awards came at a time when the pair of them have been absolutely dogshit and then low and behold up pops these monthlies.
The media will give their right arm to praise these fuckers.
nellyonthewing
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HilariousWifey went into Manchester yesterday shopping and a trip to the theatre and has just been telling me about the Metro over breakfast....
She got on in Manchester going back with her friend to her house in Timperley and got talking to a young lad with his dad in utd scarves, both piss wet through......
" Did you win " she asks
"No " came the reply
"Who were you playing " she asks
"Dont know " came the reply
"Was it a good game then...."
"Dont know " came the reply "Only been 3 times and have never seen them score"
My bacon and eggs just got tastier.
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She's here!!!
All these youtubers are so disrespectful to Bournemouth " this is Bournemouth we should be winning " etc. Why ? Why should the rags expect to beat another premier league team ? Rags are bottom of their cl group, but they think they are still good enough to beat little old Bournemouth. And why do the press/media keep saying " but this is Manchester United " so fucking what !!. Doesnt matter what team you are you still have to beat the team in front of you. Even yesterday VAR help the fuckers out by disallowing the 4th handball my arse.
Just an entitled fan base, rags are a poor mid table team, have been for seasons but thanks to refs and VAR have been helped into a false positive.
What grown man has a "birthday week", what an absolute mard arse tart.
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They need a manager who is a big enough name to batter the players running the dressing room, but the club is becoming more of a joke every week so the chances of attracting such a manager are reducing.Ten hag if hes anything about him should fook that club off and let the next messiah come in and sort that clown club out.
They are fooking shit so for him to actually achieve what hes done is a fooking miracle.
While the players are running the dressing room then whoever come in will fail
If the dressing room is as toxic as reported then the new manager needs to bring in a couple of players who will sort out the trouble makers. That means the manager has to arrive during a transfer window, or be someone who already has a couple of players he thinks he can trust at the swamp.
An additional problem is that some of the players causing trouble could be on big money and long contracts. The problem disappears if they get on with the new manager, but not if they continue to stir the shit and he wants to get rid.
It's like a slow motion car crash.
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Love the side-bar comments: “Pigsplosion”!Love it when he accidentally smashes a plate when the second goes in, and has to apologise to 'Nicola'
While i agree with you, the press is frankly nauseating around them. With this Manager/player of the month award being just the latest example in a long line. However, Im now convinced this doesn't work in their favour. They’re in a tail spin that perpetually seems to be recovered, only for it to come back worse and they cant do anything to change that cycle.He hit the nail on the head there saying the club will spin this as much as they can. That's what has just happened with them manager/player of the month awards. It was no coincidence that them awards came at a time when the pair of them have been absolutely dogshit and then low and behold up pops these monthlies.
The media will give their right arm to praise these fuckers.
They cant have honest conversations or make the right tough decisions due to this constant “blowing of smoke up their arse” from the press, pundits and fans alike!! It might annoy us blues periodically but im now convinced its fatal for them. So long may it continue ;)
Merry Christmas fellow blues
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If you watch the so called highlights keep an eye on McTominay, he just completely downs tools for the entire game.
He wasnt alone but he stands out a mile
He wasnt alone but he stands out a mile
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A few of these msgs were sent on a whatsapp group I'm on :-)
Apologies if you've seen them elsewhere ?
Will the daft cunts ever learn ?
Before the schooling handed out by Bournemouth
I think ETH has earnt a bit of credit this week.
3 points behind City.
Only 3 teams conceded less than us.
4 wins in 6.
It’s not good at all by our standards but it’s nowhere near as bad as people are making out.
Had the misfortune to watch the first 30 minutes, what a complete and utter fucking shambles of a team we are. All over the fucking place in every aspect of the game against Bournemouth FFS, Ten Bob is just a fucking buffoon and has learnt absolutely nothing all season with the way teams find it so easy to play and counter attack us.
Dreading next week.
The players are shite but just about every other manager in the PL has got more of an idea how to set a team up than this fool. Mind you, I can see why he’d bring Evans on
Great news Bruno misses Pool game. Horrible individual.
Can’t even afford to sack the ****, it’d cost too much. And who’d replace him? 400 million quid on duds for the next man in, not to mention the duds brought in by Ole and his predecessors.
I predicted that we would lose 15 PL games thus season before a ball was even kicked, I might have been too generous.
I'm pissing myself reading these next few
I’ve come to despise everything about the club. The owners, the Board, the hierarchy, the scouts, the players, the stadium and the clueless cunts that turn up at the place every home game. It’s a once mighty empire that’s fallen into decay. Fucking loathe it.
Absolutely tired of it all – everything about united is utterly joyless.
And listening to ETH saying “you get killed” when you are not ready is doing my head in.
I’d like to tell ETH that when you play any half decent team with just one midfielder, “you get killed”. When that one central midfielder is not quick its compunded; when you have one or two slow centre backs (Maguire and Lindelof) its compounded; when you have forward players like Martial who dont work, its compounded; and when one of your centre backs like Shaw consistently gives hard won possession away to onrushing players leading to goals, its compounded.
How many times have we shipped 3 goals or more this season……8 times. 4 in the league and 4 in the champions league. What the fuck are Erik and his wise men thinking?
How many times even when we won have teams had a hatful of chances against us? Think Chelsea and Everton in both first halfs recently could have hit three.
We’ve all heard of the false number 9.
Well we’re proof negative that a false midfield three does not work.
The persistence with one midfielder and 2 10’ish players like Bruno, Eriksen, Mount and even McT who can’t play 6 or 8, is just fucking braindead and its the rock he deserves to perish on…..
There is no doubt the club is full of multiple individuals who are out of their depth – on and off the pitch.
From owner(s), to director of football and right through to a majority of the playing squad.
Unfortunately, I think today was the day that finally cemented the fact that ETH has no future at the club. I expect he will be gone before the end of the January window. He is failing in just about every level possible and while he has inherited a rogues gallery of players, he has somehow merely added to it.
Only one of his players is someone we can hang our hat on to nail down a place in the go forward – Martinez. Hojlund looks like one that could go either way.
400m spent in 12 months but we are now a 50:50 shot at losing every game with some ignominious pergormances and defeats, none more so than today. 11 defeats in 23 and 8 games shipping 3 goals or more. His judgement on what we have, who we need and how we play has been abject.
A recurring nightmare unfortunately but one that we have all woken up to again I’m afraid…
Iraola has been at Bournemouth less than 6 months and already you can see a massive difference in the way Bournemouth play, and that’s with a budget that is less than the value of Rashford’s fleet of Rolls Royce’s. Contrast that with the job Ten Bob is doing and the regression is obvious, and that’s after 18 months in the job and 400 million spent.
The guy is totally incapable of setting up his team for it to be anything other than for it to be far too easy to play against, especially on the counter attack. I watched the first 30 minutes yesterday before I fucked off to the pub and I already knew 100% that we were going to concede more goals before that game ended, such was the total lack of organisation running right through the entire team.
The starting 11 had a goalkeeper with no hands, the worst RB in the league, Spurs’s 3rd or 4th choice LB, a midget LB at CB alongside Maguire who is still a slow, ponderous fucking oaf despite his recent minor upturn in form, a midfield of McOaf and Amrabat who are slow as fuck and all over the place, the worst buy in history doing his usual bullshit bollocks on the right wing, Bruno the bluffer, Martial the imposter, and Garnacho on the left, who I’m still not convinced is all that, so it’s no surprise to me to see them collapse yet again, irrespective of the strength of the opposition.
I always thought that December would spell the end for Ten Bob, and that was without factoring in a defeat by Bournemouth so fuck knows where he goes from here with Bayern and the scousers to come this week. Either way, the guy is a complete and utter clueless fraud and just has to go, simple as that.
Oh and if all that wasn’t evidence enough he has said that the club is considering triggering the one year option on Martial’s contract, deary fucking me!
Happy fucking days raggies.Here's hoping for another 25 years of this and more for your shitty club :-)
Apologies if you've seen them elsewhere ?
Will the daft cunts ever learn ?
Before the schooling handed out by Bournemouth
I think ETH has earnt a bit of credit this week.
3 points behind City.
Only 3 teams conceded less than us.
4 wins in 6.
It’s not good at all by our standards but it’s nowhere near as bad as people are making out.
Had the misfortune to watch the first 30 minutes, what a complete and utter fucking shambles of a team we are. All over the fucking place in every aspect of the game against Bournemouth FFS, Ten Bob is just a fucking buffoon and has learnt absolutely nothing all season with the way teams find it so easy to play and counter attack us.
Dreading next week.
The players are shite but just about every other manager in the PL has got more of an idea how to set a team up than this fool. Mind you, I can see why he’d bring Evans on
Great news Bruno misses Pool game. Horrible individual.
Can’t even afford to sack the ****, it’d cost too much. And who’d replace him? 400 million quid on duds for the next man in, not to mention the duds brought in by Ole and his predecessors.
I predicted that we would lose 15 PL games thus season before a ball was even kicked, I might have been too generous.
I'm pissing myself reading these next few
I’ve come to despise everything about the club. The owners, the Board, the hierarchy, the scouts, the players, the stadium and the clueless cunts that turn up at the place every home game. It’s a once mighty empire that’s fallen into decay. Fucking loathe it.
Absolutely tired of it all – everything about united is utterly joyless.
And listening to ETH saying “you get killed” when you are not ready is doing my head in.
I’d like to tell ETH that when you play any half decent team with just one midfielder, “you get killed”. When that one central midfielder is not quick its compunded; when you have one or two slow centre backs (Maguire and Lindelof) its compounded; when you have forward players like Martial who dont work, its compounded; and when one of your centre backs like Shaw consistently gives hard won possession away to onrushing players leading to goals, its compounded.
How many times have we shipped 3 goals or more this season……8 times. 4 in the league and 4 in the champions league. What the fuck are Erik and his wise men thinking?
How many times even when we won have teams had a hatful of chances against us? Think Chelsea and Everton in both first halfs recently could have hit three.
We’ve all heard of the false number 9.
Well we’re proof negative that a false midfield three does not work.
The persistence with one midfielder and 2 10’ish players like Bruno, Eriksen, Mount and even McT who can’t play 6 or 8, is just fucking braindead and its the rock he deserves to perish on…..
There is no doubt the club is full of multiple individuals who are out of their depth – on and off the pitch.
From owner(s), to director of football and right through to a majority of the playing squad.
Unfortunately, I think today was the day that finally cemented the fact that ETH has no future at the club. I expect he will be gone before the end of the January window. He is failing in just about every level possible and while he has inherited a rogues gallery of players, he has somehow merely added to it.
Only one of his players is someone we can hang our hat on to nail down a place in the go forward – Martinez. Hojlund looks like one that could go either way.
400m spent in 12 months but we are now a 50:50 shot at losing every game with some ignominious pergormances and defeats, none more so than today. 11 defeats in 23 and 8 games shipping 3 goals or more. His judgement on what we have, who we need and how we play has been abject.
A recurring nightmare unfortunately but one that we have all woken up to again I’m afraid…
Iraola has been at Bournemouth less than 6 months and already you can see a massive difference in the way Bournemouth play, and that’s with a budget that is less than the value of Rashford’s fleet of Rolls Royce’s. Contrast that with the job Ten Bob is doing and the regression is obvious, and that’s after 18 months in the job and 400 million spent.
The guy is totally incapable of setting up his team for it to be anything other than for it to be far too easy to play against, especially on the counter attack. I watched the first 30 minutes yesterday before I fucked off to the pub and I already knew 100% that we were going to concede more goals before that game ended, such was the total lack of organisation running right through the entire team.
The starting 11 had a goalkeeper with no hands, the worst RB in the league, Spurs’s 3rd or 4th choice LB, a midget LB at CB alongside Maguire who is still a slow, ponderous fucking oaf despite his recent minor upturn in form, a midfield of McOaf and Amrabat who are slow as fuck and all over the place, the worst buy in history doing his usual bullshit bollocks on the right wing, Bruno the bluffer, Martial the imposter, and Garnacho on the left, who I’m still not convinced is all that, so it’s no surprise to me to see them collapse yet again, irrespective of the strength of the opposition.
I always thought that December would spell the end for Ten Bob, and that was without factoring in a defeat by Bournemouth so fuck knows where he goes from here with Bayern and the scousers to come this week. Either way, the guy is a complete and utter clueless fraud and just has to go, simple as that.
Oh and if all that wasn’t evidence enough he has said that the club is considering triggering the one year option on Martial’s contract, deary fucking me!
Happy fucking days raggies.Here's hoping for another 25 years of this and more for your shitty club :-)
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