United Thread - 2023/24

[hammocity]

I'd have given him a thorough slap and reminded him of the last few seasons where they got all giddy, only to find us coming up in their rear view mirrors at the vital moment.

A verbal slap definitely but physical is a no no at work. However could give him a little “reminder” outside the workplace.

 

[Tracking back]

Has everyone got their popcorn ready for tonight?

I saw Mc Tominay telling anyone who would listen last night that the players are well and truly behind the gaffer.

If I were Ten Bob I'd rather he said "actually we've all started a mutiny in the dressing room".

It would at least explain the shambolic performances. If the players are really buying into his rules and regulations..... sorry his technical acumen then he really is fucked.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Has everyone got their popcorn ready for tonight?

I saw Mc Tominay telling anyone who would listen last night that the players are well and truly behind the gaffer.

If I were Ten Bob I'd rather he said "actually we've all started a mutiny in the dressing room".

It would at least explain the shambolic performances. If the players are really buying into his rules and regulations..... sorry his technical acumen then he really is fucked.

My body and soul are ready...

 

[JASR]

Manchester United want to swap England winger Jadon Sancho, 23, with Barcelona'sBrazil winger Raphinha, 26. (Sport - in Spanish)

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In Top Trumps?

 

[KentBlue]

Nobody wants Sancho. He's a grade 'A' twat with a Phd in cuntishness. The rags are stuck with him, still paying him his wages forever and ever.

 

[Blue Til Death]

In Top Trumps?

Bottom farts more like..

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

This, they are all behind the manager bollocks, and the toxic atmosphere of the past has gone.

If that's the case (which it's not) then why after every bad result, are there leaks straight from the dressing room, appearing in the press, blaming the manager, for just about everything he can be blamed for?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Rag youth one down to Bayern, a result that would leave them 4th in their group.

Hopefully history repeats itself later.

 

[wolviedinho]

Rags to win tonight. It’s what they do and get beat next game.

Tag has got the dressing room behind him and Mctwat as cheerleader. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Has any of the media outlets trotted out the cliche of this being a proper European fixture yet? This being United who were in pot 2 who are praying for a result from pot 3 and 4 for them to go through?