United Thread - 2023/24

[Gazza]

https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/fo...rd-their-raheem-sterling-gamble-10389208.html

I like to repost this from time-to-time.

 

[roman totale]

I had the misfortune of having to spend 5 hours yesterday with a typical Rag know nothing prick.

To summerise his nuggets of information.
Onana is the best keeper in the league but is just struggling to settle in.
£ for £ the best buy this season has been Mason Mount, just been unlucky with injuries.
At least Ten Bob has set his stall out for what is expected of a United player (i assume he means shit)
Ratcliffe has a plan to bring in the best of class in all departments (Everyone has a plan until they are punched in the face)
United have intentionally thrown the Champions League in order to force the Glazers out by the end of the season.
City will be relegated to the 4th tier of the league, and be handed a 5 year transfer ban,he has heard whispers??????
It seems City know about this and have excepted it as the alternative was expulsion from English football.
United have been in discussions with Manchester council to take over the lease to our stadium when we were drop the the 4th tier.
Chelsea have already accepted a 3 year transfer ban, this is why they have been giving out long contracts.
Everton have agreed a 3 point penalty for failing FFP but are currently playing out a charade with the PL in order to set a precident for our case.
City's 115 charges are all down to failing FFP, even he must know deep down this isn't the case.

I think these whispers he has heard must be the voices in his head, to be fair at first i thought he was just trying to wind me up but the longer I spent with him the more I am convinced he believes this shit.

Some whoppers there, but the Mason Mount one takes the biscuit!! NURSE!!!

 

[lancs blue]

https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/fo...rd-their-raheem-sterling-gamble-10389208.html

I like to repost this from time-to-time.

So much shit in one article, it's a triumph of football journalism!

 

[Crooked_rain]

https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/fo...rd-their-raheem-sterling-gamble-10389208.html

I like to repost this from time-to-time.

Oof.

He's had a stinker there that "journalist"

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Bayern need to send this lot packing because they may meet them again further on in the tournament after they've turned the corner.

Good reason to let them through if you ask me.

 

[dadnlad]

Rags to win tonight. It’s what they do and get beat next game.

Tag has got the dressing room behind him and Mctwat as cheerleader. What could possibly go wrong?

they'll be playing for champions league bonuses

 

[Blue_Lightsaber]

The excuses begin.

All that money and they can't put 3 passes together

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

I had the misfortune of having to spend 5 hours yesterday with a typical Rag know nothing prick.

To summerise his nuggets of information.
Onana is the best keeper in the league but is just struggling to settle in.
£ for £ the best buy this season has been Mason Mount, just been unlucky with injuries.
At least Ten Bob has set his stall out for what is expected of a United player (i assume he means shit)
Ratcliffe has a plan to bring in the best of class in all departments (Everyone has a plan until they are punched in the face)
United have intentionally thrown the Champions League in order to force the Glazers out by the end of the season.
City will be relegated to the 4th tier of the league, and be handed a 5 year transfer ban,he has heard whispers??????
It seems City know about this and have excepted it as the alternative was expulsion from English football.
United have been in discussions with Manchester council to take over the lease to our stadium when we were drop the the 4th tier.
Chelsea have already accepted a 3 year transfer ban, this is why they have been giving out long contracts.
Everton have agreed a 3 point penalty for failing FFP but are currently playing out a charade with the PL in order to set a precident for our case.
City's 115 charges are all down to failing FFP, even he must know deep down this isn't the case.

I think these whispers he has heard must be the voices in his head, to be fair at first i thought he was just trying to wind me up but the longer I spent with him the more I am convinced he believes this shit.

Do you work in a psychiatric hospital perchance?

 

[Ballosteve]

I want the fuckers to get absolutely destroyed tonight and hope its like a monsoon so that leaky roof is pouring all over the fuckers,please bayern do a proper job on them...

 

[chedinho]

The excuses begin.

One man pressing three players by the looks of it too.