United Thread - 2023/24

[TinFoilHat]

Has anyone mentioned they are SCUM!?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Any pundits provided the insight that 'This is Manchester United we're talking about ' as yet...........?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

A reworking of a WHO song has just been released in time for Christmas.

'Ten Haag Wasteland' is available on CD from all the usual outlets.....

I like where this is going.........

 

[Aphex Twin]

Slab head injured and salad dodger feeling his hamstring...Dogshit team,club and fans..TNT must be watching a different game to us.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

The bar is so fucking low with this lot. The commentary team bigging up that first half performance because … they look compact and are in the game. What the fuck? They have created zilch in a must win game, not a decent passing move of note, and the best midfielder in the Premier League (if not the world) has been totally anonymous in a big game for the 27th time in a row. They are a joke

 

[Aphex Twin]

toe sucker is thick as fuck

 

[mike1923]

Well Hojlund is definitely the new Haaland, they’re mentioning how many touches he’s had

 

[mike1923]

I’m not saying the rags have given up but I’ve popped into the local for a pint. Normally busy enough when they play. There is one other person in here

 

[Sky Blue]

The bar is so fucking low with this lot. The commentary team bigging up that first half performance because … they look compact and are in the game. What the fuck? They have created zilch in a must win game, not a decent passing move of note, and the best midfielder in the Premier League (if not the world) has been totally anonymous in a big game for the 27th time in a row. They are a joke

Commentator Fletcher licking the arse off them as usual.

 

[mike1923]

https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/fo...rd-their-raheem-sterling-gamble-10389208.html

I like to repost this from time-to-time.

That is outstanding