United Thread - 2023/24

[Franny 1234]

Is this the same academy that City normally hammer at every age group ?

The same academy that also finished bottom in their champions league group.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Is our Txixi trolling the rags?

Just heard one of his interviews after the CL draw where the reporter said is he happy with an easy draw. He responded that Copenhagen have improved since last season. They proved it by beating the scum.

 

[city2]

Seems they’re all wanking themselves silly over Greenwood again. According to the rags today he’d start for us and he’s better than Doku and Foden.

Has anyone told Rachel Riley cos she will blo again unless Jim has paid her off

 

[It could have been 10]

At work and overheard two none match going rag goons talking.
Gushing over the next great thing Mainoo or whatever he’s called.
Imagine says one, Him a Bellingham in the middle for England. Frightening how good it will be. Yeah says the other he bossed the scouse midfield.
Fucking muppet’s.

If he bossed the scouse midfield how come Liverpool had 34 shots on scum's goal.

 

[It could have been 10]

Seems they’re all wanking themselves silly over Greenwood again. According to the rags today he’d start for us and he’s better than Doku and Foden.

Never known a set of fans so deluded.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

I see their plan to slyly bring greenwood back by moving him out of England till everyone forgets is progressing nicely!

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Anthony ..

Did they really pay €100 million for this alleged wife beating clown ?
No goals or assists this season.

The Mess that is Manchester United.
Wow.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

I see their plan to slyly bring greenwood back by moving him out of England till everyone forgets is progressing nicely!

I see their plan to slyly bring the club out of Europe,so everyone forgets about them is also progressing nicely!

Another Intresting fact is their €80 Million centre forward has no league goals yet....visions of Gary Birtles dry run on the horizon..

I can remember Rotherham utd in the early 80s,..when their centre forward went 30 games without scoring ,Millmoor fans were wearing badges ..
" I saw Ronnie Moore Score !"

Talking of eyesores......when is old trashford going to be pulled down?

The Mess that is Manchester United.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

More likely to be ;-
Blankety Blank
Paddy Ashdown
Phil Mitchell

I raise you the following as equally as effective as the original lineup:
Power Wank
Gran's Ashtray
Nicholas Witchell

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Anthony ..

Did they really pay €100 million for this alleged wife beating clown ?
No goals or assists this season.

The Mess that is Manchester United.
Wow.

I think you've stumbled on what went wrong.

Lost in translation in the scouting briefing call:
'What sort of player do you want?'
"Messy. We're prepared to throw whatever contract he wants at him"
Probably thought they were getting a bargain.