United Thread - 2023/24

[dom]

Plate Smasher needs an intervention.

Best Xmas present so far!!..."Midfield about as useless as a No Entry sign on a porn star's knickers' !!!!

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

At least hojlund is consistent.

In almost 950 PL minutes.

Goals 0
Assists 0

 

[MillisleBlue]

Tick tock ya bastards. Tick tock…

 

[Ste1969]

ManU remind me of their catering at Old Trafford. Costs a fortune, a bit raw and undercooked in the middle, and after 70 minutes you get the sudden urge to leave the stadium in a hurry.

 

[Grassland Blue]

At least hojlund is consistent.

In almost 950 PL minutes.

Goals 0
Assists 0

Absolutely perfect!
He wouldn't want to ruin those stats now - surely not.....

 

[malg]

Best Xmas present so far!!..."Midfield about as useless as a No Entry sign on a porn star's knickers' !!!!

He 100% practices those lines. Nothing he says is off the cuff. All rehearsed. Very good at what he does - making money off Rags.

 

[Debaser]

At least hojlund is consistent.

In almost 950 PL minutes.

Goals 0
Assists 0

Can he replicate Stewart Downings imperial season?

 

[Metal Biker]

At least hojlund is consistent.

In almost 950 PL minutes.

Goals 0
Assists 0

Can he reach 1000 minutes?

 

[East Level 2]

Am I the only one worried by them? As fans we want consistency and they have scored nil in their last three PL games. That is great consistency.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

At least hojlund is consistent.

In almost 950 PL minutes.

Goals 0
Assists 0

His self confidance must be shot to smithereens