United Thread - 2023/24

[Grassland Blue]

Did you see it the other week when accidentally broke a plate or something and his wife came in shouting at him?
Pmsl

An update on that.
They are now 1 cereal bowl, 3 dinner plates and a broken framed team photo down.
His better half has told him that there will be no nooky for a fortnight now.
Poor lad!

 

[Debaser]

Did he go a full season without scoring or assisting? Can't remember.

Yup, no goals or assists

 

[BTH]

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Imagine living next door to him!? He's not even bothered watching it - preferring to spread Christmas cheerlessness in his 'Nited shirt! Strange bloke.

 

[I'm Blue]

Imagine living next door to him!? He's not even bothered watching it - preferring to spread Christmas cheerlessness in his 'Nited shirt! Strange bloke.

99% of them are fair weather supporters.
The other 1% still think they’re in a title race.

 

[jimharri]

"Running alongside Kudus like they wanted his autograph". That made me titter!

 

[laserblue]

I see the rags have had their food hygiene rating slashed to ONE out of 5 after several people became ill after being served raw chicken at a hospitality event.

Man Utd handed one star food hygiene rating after serving ‘raw chicken’

The Red Devils must now show ‘major improvement’ after a Food Standards Agency inspection

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Vienna_70]

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"Running alongside Kudus like they wanted his autograph". That made me titter!

Mainoo almost scored AND gave the ball away?

I thought he was the second coming of Edwards, Best and Law all in one.

 

[mancboy]

I see the rags have had their food hygiene rating slashed to ONE out of 5 after several people became ill after being served raw chicken at a hospitality event.

Man Utd handed one star food hygiene rating after serving ‘raw chicken’

The Red Devils must now show ‘major improvement’ after a Food Standards Agency inspection

www.independent.co.uk

Like their football, consumed by many despite being unappetising and undercooked

 

[mancboy]

Mainoo almost scored AND gave the ball away?

I thought he was the second coming of Edwards, Best and Law all in one.

Bang average looks world class in a sea of shit and then add to that the fawning press and a fanbase desperate to cling to anything positive and you have a recipe for disaster

 

[SouthernPlastic]