United Thread - 2023/24

[TinFoilHat]

Bruno Fernandes - biggest myth in football

 

[Colin Bell (genuine name)]

My Utd supporting mate text me after their game asking “what the fuck was that?”

I sent this
Need a reset from top to bottom mate. Apparently the stadium is needing repair and not just the roof, carpets, furnishings, facilities etc.

A huge squad on massive wages that can’t be sold because nobody wants to pay the high contracts they are on.

A billion in debt, failed financial fair play and yet they get away with it because the press is in their pockets and if they speak out they get banned.

It’s a fucking shit show mate and to top it off the Danish Haaland is yet to register a premier league goal.

Feel sorry for you but things won’t change until some **** presses the reset button.

Has Mason Mount been kidnapped because I think you paid the ransom a bit early on him.

Have a nice Xmas

 

[r.soleofsalford]

The man’s a fucking idiot

Did he say in the final turd.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

75m well spent.

We couldn't have spent it better ourselves mate.

 

[Cellarite]

Best Xmas present so far!!..."Midfield about as useless as a No Entry sign on a porn star's knickers' !!!!

Almost as good as the Flying Pig saying their defence “panicked like a fucking nonce in a prison riot!”

 

[Cellarite]

Did you see it the other week when accidentally broke a plate or something and his wife came in shouting at him?
Pmsl

No, but I really need to. He makes me piss myself laughing.

 

[casserole of nonsense]

Bang average looks world class in a sea of shit and then add to that the fawning press and a fanbase desperate to cling to anything positive and you have a recipe for 35 England caps.

 

[Jogon 127]

99% of them are fair weather supporters.
The other 1% still think they’re in a title race.

Moaning whinging entitled pricks. There’s a reason why they follow United and we’re blues!

 

[Franny 1234]

He 100% practices those lines. Nothing he says is off the cuff. All rehearsed. Very good at what he does - making money off Rags.

He earns that much he most likely employing a script writer.

 

[Koniec]

I certainly enjoyed watching the game next to a table of a Billy no mates Rag in the pub. He left at 1-0. It may have been due to something I said. These cunts are a super spending 90s city, I’m loving every fecking second.