United Thread - 2023/24

[CC1]

For clarification the Chelsea fan isn’t buying 25% of scum he is buying 25% of Glazers shares which equates to just over 17%. Seems he is receiving a lot of power for such a tiny shareholding

Yeah. I find that confusing. Why is he being attributed with so much power by the media?

 

[CC1]

If the glazers are smart they should say that Ratcliffe has now full control of the footballing side of the club! They then can sit back and keep getting there dividends

Yeah & blame him for failures

 

[TinFoilHat]

Their special juice delivery from his mate Brailsford will make the scousers boil piss.

 

[mac]

Yeah. I find that confusing. Why is he being attributed with so much power by the media?

It's the hope that will kill the sad twats.

 

[Blackley_Blue]

This will now be spun as some huge win for the rags, despite it being their ultimate worst case scenario back when the Glazers first announced their "strategic review".

First it was Chelsea Jim for 100% we don't want to be "sports washed"

Then it appeared Chelsea Jim was shit at running football clubs and wanted to keep the Glazers in some capacity so sheikh jizzmag was flavour of the month, bring on the "dirty money"

Then it was "anyone but the Glazers"


They've actually ended up with the Glazers and one of their stooges.


I've already had one rag text me with his best Rio Ferdinand impression - "man united are back" apparently.


Hilarious!

 

[City Hobgoblin]

Tax-dodging, pro-Brexit tosser.

 

[flook]

Can this be confirmed today? It's Sunday, they might sign the papers but I would expect it needs to be registered somewhere that is currently closed for a few days

 

[mcrpogue]

Their special juice delivery from his mate Brailsford will make the scousers boil piss.

They will just have to go asthmatic again.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Nah; Garnacho has that sewn up.


To be fair, and it pains me to say it, it was a blinder of a goal. It's odd; you wouldn't normally get a mid table team scoring goals like that.

Peter crouch for Stoke against us a few years ago

 

[Brooklands Blue]

Had a pint with a couple of the silly red bastards last night and the resignation that ‘this is it now’ is delicious.
Radcliffe wont make any difference as he only has 25%.
No point sacking ten haag as no one else to get.
Players have stopped playing for the manager.
The fish finger king needs to fuck off.
Martil, bruno, sancho, antony, all bad apples.

Its lovely.

Even a quip from one of them of “easy to win when you have unlimited funds” and a reply from me of “if spending the most money was all it takes you lot would have won it every year” was met with a weary nod.

My dad who is 74 said last night that united wont catch city in his life time. Great that innit

I hope sincerely that there are many, many happy years of life left for your dad!!!