United Thread - 2023/24

[chedinho]

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This is the group of teams the Rags deserve to be amongst & only dodgy decisions have lifted them above.

I just listened to Gary Neville explain Dave Brailsfords role & it’s sounded like he’s another Ralf Ragnick. Get out the popcorn I think it’s gonna be even more hilarious.

I’m relieved they got rid of Ragnick.
He told them the problems and how to solve them.
And they got rid. Hopefully because he was ridiculed on here.

 

[cheekybids]

I’m relieved they got rid of Ragnick.
He told them the problems and how to solve them.
And they got rid. Hopefully because he was ridiculed on here.

Mourinho told them the problems & the whole Rag media were outraged. He said his greatest achievement in football was coming 2nd by 20pts & instead of listening to the reasons he was saying they sacked him.
They don’t want to know the reasons but they will listen to any shyster who says he can fix it.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Chess puns are not always black and white

Yeah a Rook(ie) mistake.

 

[chedinho]

I was travelling home from the game and got out of the car to buy a Chinese just before they equalised. Unless something happened between then and 90 mins I've no idea where 10 minutes legitimately could have come from.

That was scandalous.
It did provide ten more minutes of laughter. Shame it had to end tbf.

 

[chedinho]

Mourinho told them the problems & the whole Rag media were outraged. He said his greatest achievement in football was coming 2nd by 20pts & instead of listening to the reasons he was saying they sacked him.
They don’t want to know the reasons but they will listen to any shyster who says he can fix it.

mourinho is making it up as he goes along.
I read about his reasons for letting de Bruyne go recently.
That wasn’t his fault either lol

 

[Protein Junkie]

Please keep this thread on topic :-)

 

[dronefromsector7G]

End of another year and the rags are still cunts, and shite!

 

[BridgyDids]

I tell you what Bluemoon.

I fucking hated United in 2023, and I’m set to hate them a little bit more in 2024.

Happy New Year to you Blues, when it comes. I wish you the health, wealth and prosperity.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Oh goodie! Just noticed 2024 is a leap year Blue5.
A whole 24 extra bonus hours to hate the fuck muppets more.
I promise to get up an hour earlier and go to bed an hour later just so I don’t waste the 29 February.

 

[jaiguruKun]

Yeah a Rook(ie) mistake.

If their team was as good as these puns they'd definitely have a few more points on the board.