United Thread - 2023/24

[jrb]

Kavah is an embarrassment. The level of sports journalism is rock bottom.

One of the biggest, if not the biggest United PR shills in football media. As you say, he’s a f*cking embarrassment. He knows absolutely nothing about football. And has blagged his way through Sly Sports News for years.

 

[malg]

Pigs the only one we watch coz he’s fukin hilarious despite his scripted overdone disappointment
The **** has actually come out with off the cuff hilarious gems unlike that thunderbird puppet forest fan.
One of pigs best lines and I quote
“ this club is infested with rats and maguire is the king rat himself,hes fucking splinter “

That one still has me in stitches.

So it gives him a few bob who cares but that false twat Brent can fuk right off.

I've said before that I actually find Pig amusing, he does come out with some good ones. Still only good when they're losing though - I say that and I could be talking shite as I actually wouldn't watch them if they won.

 

[No One Understands]

Was that when Real Madrid were after him & the season after Ajax got to the semi finals of UCL

No idea, but hardly think being In a semifinal warrants a nomination for best player in all the land. Was he pulling up trees?

 

[Bantamgaz]

He's not alone. Step forward Ratboy. Preaching from his pulpit at Sly, telling the plastics everything is the fault of the Glazers: inciting hatred and trying to provoke them all into action with his limp, totally baseless rhetoric. And this appears to be condoned by the suits at Sly, thereby encouraging the spread of malicious lies and falsehoods.
Their plastic followers may be unhappy with the Glazer family and the way the club is being run, but that doesn't give any ex-player the right to appoint himself their unofficial spokesman and use his position at Sly to publicly condemn the owners.

Glazers policy hasnt changed since they tookover yet funnily enough the rat didnt moan when he was getting paid millions ...............honestly you really have to be special to take notice of this twat.

They jave had hundreds of millions on fact your into billions so you simply cannot blame them can you.


Fook knows what theyve had but i bet the likes of Arsenal and Liverpool wouldnt moan at whats been thrown into the United tramsfer pot.

The bottom line is they are nothing but a bunch of self entitled pricks who where happy to take the piss out of you lot when things where shocking well karmas a fooking woman ..............its like living there worse nightmare and long may it continue

 

[Harvster]

I've said before that I actually find Pig amusing, he does come out with some good ones. Still only good when they're losing though - I say that and I could be talking shite as I actually wouldn't watch them if they won.

I like the pig as well. Accused somebody who wanted Ten Hag out of being a ‘bit knee jerk’ at 0-1 v Bournemouth, but had slightly changed his mind when he thought a 4th had counted. The Forest fan is just a woefully poor actor, you are worried that Alice may be detained in some form of institution, but the accidental plate smasher seems like a decent bloke to me

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

So the 80 million pound player they got for 40 million is off and was hugely overpriced, who would have thought at the time the way the media was bigging him up (When will they learn, even Everton did not want him after his loan there)

Manchester United midfielder Donny van de Beek has completed his loan move to Eintracht Frankfurt.

The 26-year-old will join the Bundesliga side for the rest of the season, with an option to turn the transfer into a permanent deal.

The fee is set at 11m euros (£9.5m), with an additional 3m euros (£2.6m) in add-ons

Perhaps Kaveh Soclueless meant they were getting an £8m player for £40m?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

No idea, but hardly think being In a semifinal warrants a nomination for best player in all the land. Was he pulling up trees?

30 players are nominated each year. Getting to the CL semi finals will definitely help any player’s cause in getting nominated.

Not sure many people base their rating of players on award nominations though.

That Ajax side was great to watch and unlucky not to make the final.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Not surprised that Donny Van De Beek was a bad signing for them. It reminded me of Everton signing Davy Klaasen a few seasons prior.

Dutch players direct from Holland are always a big risk because of the time and space that players get on the ball in that league.

Memphis Depay another example, someone I predicted would do shite.

The rags haven't learnt that lesson about buying from that Flea market though as Anthony will probably turn out to be an even worse signing.

Eredivisie - Transfer records

The transfer record overview shows the highest grossing transfers of the Eredivisie. It also shows the new club and the transfer fee.

www.transfermarkt.co.uk

 

[NZBlue]

It's getting to them....

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

I like the pig as well. Accused somebody who wanted Ten Hag out of being a ‘bit knee jerk’ at 0-1 v Bournemouth, but had slightly changed his mind when he thought a 4th had counted. The Forest fan is just a woefully poor actor, you are worried that Alice may be detained in some form of institution, but the accidental plate smasher seems like a decent bloke to me

I agree that the Pig is the one I like -- entertaining and there's something about him that makes his histrionics all a bit tongue in cheek. You could have a beer with him and enjoy it I suspect. Of course, the comparisons help him on a relative basis given we must toss in that bald crying "superfan" And-eh and that fucking grifting fat idiot Howson. Alice very much reminds me of Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction with straight hair.