United Thread - 2023/24

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Zubrman said:
Somebody should be really clever and put a picture of Jon Pertwee as Catweazle in the image instead. That would be a laugh.
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Geoffrey Bayldon :)
 
SWPISHOME said:
Sign Maguire for a record fee for a defender. Make him captain. Strip him of the captaincy. Drop him. Play him again.

Pogba let him go for free. Sign him for £100m. Sign 20 midfielders to accommodate Pogba. Let him go for free.

Sign Sancho for £75m. Rub it in City fans faces. Drop him from the squad. Don't let him train with the squad. Loan him back to the team you've bought him off for £75m.

Sign Martial for £50m. Play him. Don't play him. Play him. Don't play him. Scores 3 goals a season. Give him a new contact. Loan him to Sevilla. Saville send him back. Play him. Don't play him. Talk to him about a new contract.

Sell Elanga for £15m to Nottingham Forest. Sign Antony for £100m.

Let Dea go for free. Sign Onana for £50m.

Sign Jonny Evans back who left 10 years ago and let go by Leicester.

Refuse to make Wout Weghorst a permanent deal. Sign Rasmus Hojlund for £80m.

Sign Varane and Casemiro. Because Real Madrid always sell good players.

I chose not to choose life; I chose United
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I read that in the style of the beginning of Trainspotting
 
Fred_Quimby said:
Can someone please explain the euphoria over him at Old toilet? Has he previous in turning round football teams? I take it he bought a team that went on to do great things in the past. Or do I detect a certain amount of straw grasping.
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They've turned a corner







Again!!
 
SWPISHOME said:
Sign Maguire for a record fee for a defender. Make him captain. Strip him of the captaincy. Drop him. Play him again.

Pogba let him go for free. Sign him for £100m. Sign 20 midfielders to accommodate Pogba. Let him go for free.

Sign Sancho for £75m. Rub it in City fans faces. Drop him from the squad. Don't let him train with the squad. Loan him back to the team you've bought him off for £75m.

Sign Martial for £50m. Play him. Don't play him. Play him. Don't play him. Scores 3 goals a season. Give him a new contact. Loan him to Sevilla. Saville send him back. Play him. Don't play him. Talk to him about a new contract.

Sell Elanga for £15m to Nottingham Forest. Sign Antony for £100m.

Let Dea go for free. Sign Onana for £50m.

Sign Jonny Evans back who left 10 years ago and let go by Leicester.

Refuse to make Wout Weghorst a permanent deal. Sign Rasmus Hojlund for £80m.

Sign Varane and Casemiro. Because Real Madrid always sell good players.

These fuckers get away with so much
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Let’s not forget that the rags are paying £100k a week of Sancho’s wages for the privilege of loaning him out to Dortmund .. I get that it saves them about that a week but it’s hardly deal of the century ..!!
 
kippaxwarrior said:
According to Tent Peg that win was dedicated to Scruffy Jim as he's "An inspiration"

I mean what the actual fuck?
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It might be genius. Going off their next four games.
Chances are they will come away with nothing and it will all be Jim’s fault.

Or he’s just an arse licking creep.
Or all of the above.
 
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