United Thread - 2023/24

[JASR]

KDB now has as many league goals as Hojlund this season.

He’s only played about 40 minutes.

https://www.premierleague.com/stats/player-comparison

Add Kevin & Poundland Haaland and filter to just this season.

It’s astounding.

 

[city saint]

KDB now has as many league goals as Hojlund this season.

He’s only played about 40 minutes.

yeah but kdb shinned it and trent would have played a more organic assist

 

[Blue Til Death]

Mind that gap again, rag cunts..!!

 

[Crooked_rain]

Sitting 9th now.
Happy days!

Would've been 10th if we lost tonight

They should be thanking us for keeping them in a single digit position

Pretty sure the Geordies will overtake them soon enough, they're a much better side.

 

[city2]

Always good to see them drop another place it makes my weekend.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Jesse Lingard: Ex-Manchester United forward sacks his agents in attempt to find a new club as soon as possible​

Ex-Man Utd forward Jesse Lingard is a free agent after leaving Nottingham Forest last summer; the 31-year-old has has sacked his agents - including members of his family - in an attempt to find a new club; Lingard has grown very frustrated that a move has failed to materialise

Jesse Lingard: Ex-Manchester United forward sacks his agents in attempt to find a new club as soon as possible

Ex-Man Utd forward Jesse Lingard is a free agent after leaving Nottingham Forest last summer; the 31-year-old has has sacked his agents - including members of his family - in an attempt to find a new club; Lingard has grown very frustrated that a move has failed to materialise

tinyurl.com

Note to the Jigsaw.

Offer to play for Ajax for free.Within a week or two eric ten bobb will
get worzel jim to offer them £60M Job done :-)

Once again the level of ’journalism’ in this country is appalling!
31? No way.
He’s a young talent, probably younger than that 17 year old veteran at Real Madrid, shocking how the British media get things wrong.
#findyoungJesseaclub.

 

[horlock_was_super]

https://www.premierleague.com/stats/player-comparison

Add Kevin & Poundland Haaland and filter to just this season.

It’s astounding.
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So basically Kev was shit at Burnley.
Meh he’s not all that.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Think Spurs will wing it inthe swamp. 1-2

 

[ninjamonkey]

I almost forget these exist nowadays. Long may it continue.

 

[Vienna_70]

KDB now has as many league goals as Hojlund this season.

He’s only played about 40 minutes.

Whereas the Danish Davenport has over 1000.