United Thread - 2023/24

[waspish]

Mind that gap again, rag cunts..!!

Noticed chelsea gone above the shite

 

[remember arthur mann]

Sitting 9th now.
Happy days!

 

[KS55]

Ten Bob says they need committed characters, not egos. Well spotted!

 

[svennis pennis]

Ten Bob says they need committed characters, not egos. Well spotted!

Spewing the same bollocks as to when he first started. He’s brought half the Eredevise with him so surely they should be ‘committed’ as he knew them before.

Guy is absolutely winging it, they are going to get battered by Spurs today, as they always do when they come up against a team with a system.

 

[give it to gordon]

You know when you start a new job and you meet another manager who is completely winging it. Hello Ten Hag.

You wonder how on earth other people cant see it.

 

[MafeotulBlue]

Oh the jokes we could write with this image would get us in prison. Best caption wins a pint next game day.

 

[Akira]

Jesse Lingard: Ex-Manchester United forward sacks his agents in attempt to find a new club as soon as possible​

Ex-Man Utd forward Jesse Lingard is a free agent after leaving Nottingham Forest last summer; the 31-year-old has has sacked his agents - including members of his family - in an attempt to find a new club; Lingard has grown very frustrated that a move has failed to materialise

Jesse Lingard: Ex-Manchester United forward sacks his agents in attempt to find a new club as soon as possible

Ex-Man Utd forward Jesse Lingard is a free agent after leaving Nottingham Forest last summer; the 31-year-old has has sacked his agents - including members of his family - in an attempt to find a new club; Lingard has grown very frustrated that a move has failed to materialise

tinyurl.com

Note to the Jigsaw.

Offer to play for Ajax for free.Within a week or two eric ten bobb will
get worzel jim to offer them £60M Job done :-)

Maybe he shouldn't have rejected West Ham, twice.

 

[BrianW]

Jesse Lingard: Ex-Manchester United forward sacks his agents in attempt to find a new club as soon as possible​

Ex-Man Utd forward Jesse Lingard is a free agent after leaving Nottingham Forest last summer; the 31-year-old has has sacked his agents - including members of his family - in an attempt to find a new club; Lingard has grown very frustrated that a move has failed to materialise

Jesse Lingard: Ex-Manchester United forward sacks his agents in attempt to find a new club as soon as possible

Ex-Man Utd forward Jesse Lingard is a free agent after leaving Nottingham Forest last summer; the 31-year-old has has sacked his agents - including members of his family - in an attempt to find a new club; Lingard has grown very frustrated that a move has failed to materialise

tinyurl.com

Note to the Jigsaw.

Offer to play for Ajax for free.Within a week or two eric ten bobb will
get worzel jim to offer them £60M Job done :-)

I'm sure Stalybridge Celtic or Abbey Hey FC will be all over this.

 

[give it to gordon]

Jesse Lingard: Ex-Manchester United forward sacks his agents in attempt to find a new club as soon as possible​

Ex-Man Utd forward Jesse Lingard is a free agent after leaving Nottingham Forest last summer; the 31-year-old has has sacked his agents - including members of his family - in an attempt to find a new club; Lingard has grown very frustrated that a move has failed to materialise

Jesse Lingard: Ex-Manchester United forward sacks his agents in attempt to find a new club as soon as possible

Ex-Man Utd forward Jesse Lingard is a free agent after leaving Nottingham Forest last summer; the 31-year-old has has sacked his agents - including members of his family - in an attempt to find a new club; Lingard has grown very frustrated that a move has failed to materialise

tinyurl.com

Note to the Jigsaw.

Offer to play for Ajax for free.Within a week or two eric ten bobb will
get worzel jim to offer them £60M Job done :-)

Why sack your agent ? He/she isnt the one who is shit at football

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

KDB now has as many league goals as Hojlund this season.

He’s only played about 40 minutes.

And both Steffen 'n Eddie are only one behind.