United Thread - 2023/24

[RodneyRodney]

That would be hilarious if true. Fingers crossed.

Jim'll frack it ...

 

[Gazza]

Jim'll frack it ...

Marcus Gasford.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Marcus Gasford.

Gasemiro

 

[Nethermoor]

Gasmus Hojlund

 

[zandvoort blue]

It gets funnier, and funnier. They are now looking at buying a golf course to use the land from to develop a new training complex. They have already sounded out High Legh Golf Course. They say " the course in Knutsford ticked many boxes, including it`s close proximity to the homes of many of their players". Well one box it ticks is that it`s not in Manchester, and nowhere near their ground.
Smacks of desperation at wanting to be City.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Sir Shaleford and Sir Alex Refinery

 

[zandvoort blue]

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Gasmus Hojlund

Most of their midfield is inert for most of the time, does that count?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Man Utd want Kane-level striker as Ratcliffe targets FOUR big signings

The club were interested in Harry Kane over the summer and the British billionaire is ready to launch a bid for another elite striker

www.standard.co.uk

And I’d like a ‘Marisa Tomei level’ girlfriend, to help me get ‘back where I belong’.
I mean, this me we’re talking about…

I imagine a simple press release will do the trick, as going off my track record from many years past, success is ‘in my DNA’…

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Most of their midfield is inert for most of the time, does that count?

They certainly aren't noble.