United Thread - 2023/24

[Protein Junkie]

The driving range is excellent and I'm glad they've fucked them off. Sometimes see that streak of piss David Gill there, I can confirm that his golf is as good as his team's football, which is shite.

Rumours are the Driving range will include
* a hard shoulder for GPC
* several lampposts for Saint Fishcake.

18 more holes to go with the similar amount found in their defence every week.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Sheikh Jism had no spunk.

Sheikh Jism went to Gorse Hill in a Lamborghini

He saw Old Trafford and then fucked off

Because the roof was leaky

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Have they sold Phil Jones yet ?

 

[tweety]

Couldn't find anything in the Fail this morning about their dismal financials!

 

[deegee33]

Sheikh Jism went to Gorse Hill in a Lamborghini

He saw Old Trafford and then fucked off

Because the roof was leaky

I'll get your coat for you. :-)

 

[RodneyRodney]

The jury is still out on Onana as well on top of that list, then you also see they are looking at giving contract extensions to Lindlehop who is no where near the level to be a top defender in the Premier League.

Apart from maybe Fernandes, Shaw and Rashford there isn’t much talent to build around and even that’s at a push. They might throw a youth team player into the mix but they don’t produce them at the level City do.

Playing staff wise their hands are tied with huge wages and players they won’t recoup much money for. It will take years maybe even decades to get some momentum going to build a title winning side. The only hope they can cling to is the likes of Pep and Klopp won’t be here in 2026.

Rashford ? He's crap - most of their fans want him out

 

[Gray]

It gets funnier, and funnier. They are now looking at buying a golf course to use the land from to develop a new training complex. They have already sounded out High Legh Golf Course. They say " the course in Knutsford ticked many boxes, including it`s close proximity to the homes of many of their players". Well one box it ticks is that it`s not in Manchester, and nowhere near their ground.
Smacks of desperation at wanting to be City.

Bloody hell don't want those twats anywhere near my preferred garden centre.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Rashford ? He's crap - most of their fans want him out

Yup thus highlighting the talent available in their current squad. It’s going to take a miracle to turn them around they are that bad and they are still keeping going with Ten Hag. They should sack him and get their third most successful manager in their history back Mourinho.

 

[iwasthere1968]

They haven't even got great 1st team players. lol.

High Legh do have a decent academy 9 hole course though.

 

[domalino]

Rashford ? He's crap - most of their fans want him out

He’s playing badly, and looks disinterested, but he’s not a bad player. Multiple seasons with over 15 league goals from the wing, lots of stand out performances and goals, chips in with plenty of assists.

His form being so up and down is obviously because the club is always yo-yo-ing. The last 5 years they’ve gone 2nd, 6th, 3rd, 2nd, 6th lurching from “it’s our year” to “sack everyone now!”

Rashford is IMO the clearest incident of a very good player who just needs to leave United since Daley Blind and Zaha.

He’ll probably leave in 2/3 years and have a big late career renaissance while United fans scratch their heads.