United Thread - 2023/24

[r.soleofsalford]

United’s goal difference.


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So United are 11 behind and an we have a game in hand that could make it 14 behind.

Pressure ok right.

 

[Bantamgaz]

IMO they are pulling themselves together. Luck does seem to have It's big say in a lot of their games. Yes I want to see them lose every game 5 nil, but you have to give credit where credit is due (looking at it from a neutral football fan POV). I just don't get how teams shit the bed against them. The way Villa played against Us and the way they played against them was miles apart. And obviously we are far superior on paper to the rags!!!!

They are the turd that won't flush.

I actually thought Villa played well apart from the finishing but my god thst braindead decision to not go after them while in top was a joke

 

[eastmanc]

IMO they are pulling themselves together. Luck does seem to have It's big say in a lot of their games. Yes I want to see them lose every game 5 nil, but you have to give credit where credit is due (looking at it from a neutral football fan POV). I just don't get how teams shit the bed against them. The way Villa played against Us and the way they played against them was miles apart. And obviously we are far superior on paper to the rags!!!!

They are the turd that won't flush.

Unfortunately the rags were better than us against Villa.

 

[eastmanc]

BBC this morning are reporting that the Rags are “hunting down their rivals”
A look at the league table tells a different story…

They are still 11 points behind us and 5 behind Villa.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Just been for a blood test at Salford Royal.

Walked into M&S for my chocolate fix. Giddy rag says eww I don’t serve you lot. I said good I wouldn’t want to catch something off you and have you got something against serving winners.

While I was paying the cashier who was a fellow blue I said to the funny rag I see Weghorst 2 drew level with Weghorst 1 on goals scored yesterday, that’s 5 each for the season Weghorst 1 plays for Hoffenheim. I even took my mask off to smile and give him a knowing wink.

Have it.

 

[bluebanana83]

Hilarious times.....


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The OG full kit wanker

 

[manimanc]

Sky sports news.
"Utd have blown the champions league places wide open..".

Really?

 

[jacko74]

IMO they are pulling themselves together. Luck does seem to have It's big say in a lot of their games. Yes I want to see them lose every game 5 nil, but you have to give credit where credit is due (looking at it from a neutral football fan POV). I just don't get how teams shit the bed against them. The way Villa played against Us and the way they played against them was miles apart. And obviously we are far superior on paper to the rags!!!!

They are the turd that won't flush.

In what way do they warrant "credit where its due"?

All I see is a team that gets outplayed almost every game yet somehow fluke one goal wins through a combination of favourable officiating and opposition forwards shitting their panties in front of goal.

 

[jacko74]

They're much better at the moment going forward but they still look rubbery at the back. Like previously said, they're still scraping wins last minute which is good for drama but bigger picture it's not a good place to be if they're looking to finish in top positions. Just takes one injury or a little big of luck change and they'll be getting beat 3-1 again at home.

Their luck hasn't changed for over 30 years.

Even at their most successful under the pisscan they still had a habit of snatching lots of stuffy undeserved wins after getting outplayed by the opposition.

 

[manimanc]

They'd be 12th without the jock gobshite's goals.

They are the stuffiest set of cunts out there. Not a chance they are getting champions league, no doubt UEFA will tweak it in the near future to get the pricks in.

Spurs and Villa need to up their game and keep that gap going.