United Thread - 2023/24

[mancboy]

He looks like his face was on fire and they put it out with a shovel

Garnacho is so ugly they're making luke chadwick do a paternity test

 

[MMA]

He looks like his face was on fire and they put it out with a shovel

Face like a melted bag of crisps.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Garnacho is so ugly they're making luke chadwick do a paternity test

I believe that his Mother used to pull his pram.

 

[MMA]

Garnacho is so ugly they're making luke chadwick do a paternity test

He does actually look like lurch.

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

An old guy I used to work with used to say " if I was that ugly, I'd give kids a £1 each to throw shit at me "

 

[mancboy]

He does actually look like lurch.

 

[MMA]

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Hahaahhaha

 

[Vienna_70]

He does actually look like lurch.

Gargoyle Phil's long lost son?

 

[its grim up north]

Just been for a blood test at Salford Royal.

Walked into M&S for my chocolate fix. Giddy rag says eww I don’t serve you lot. I said good I wouldn’t want to catch something off you and have you got something against serving winners.

While I was paying the cashier who was a fellow blue I said to the funny rag I see Weghorst 2 drew level with Weghorst 1 on goals scored yesterday, that’s 5 each for the season Weghorst 1 plays for Hoffenheim. I even took my mask off to smile and give him a knowing wink.

Have it.

"You lot" WTF. Sorry mate, you missed an opportunity there, I'd have called for the manager and told him I was being discriminated against because of the football team I watch. Would he say "You Lot" to a gay person, a black person a disabled person, you never know. Anyway it's not the way I would expect to be treated by an employee of M and S. I'd have had the rags job.