United Thread - 2023/24

[Protein Junkie]

Think we batter them either way. Shaw is out as well.

Should be putting 4 or 5 past them.

Not the first time you will see Shaw and batter in the same sentence.

 

[Keep the Faith]

Scruffy Jim should just ask there 659 million supporters to each chuck a tenner into his begging bowl and he will have enough for a new stadium and a new team.

 

[blue by birth]

I actually fear bloody Martial more than him as he always causes us problems.

Tony whatisname is out for the season..
Pulled a muscle laughing at the huge wages he's been picking up for doing fuck all

 

[deano ou812]

Hojlund out the Derby by the looks of things . Probably a good thing as he's the only **** that can score for them atm

I wouldn’t believe anything I’ll wait till that game comes around and see the lineup before kick off,saying that it shouldn’t matter we should be swiping them aside regardless..

 

[city saint]

I actually fear bloody Martial more than him as he always causes us problems.

hes out too

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Chelsea & United must have been the unluckiest teams this season, the amount of injuries to key players or same areas all the time. Liverpool has some injuries now also, but shouldn't be as bad. I fear for United though, the feel-good factor came with that team they want to put out, and now Martinez, Shaw & Hojlund are all missing.

City got KDB and Haaland back for the crunch time, so I expect you to capitalize on that soon.

My heart bleeds, it really does.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I don’t want the cunts to have any excuses.

 

[hertsblue]

You factored in the officials & VAR with your prediction?

And our lack of finishing.

 

[threespires]

WTF are those bent twin towers at the bottom right of the stadium?

Fuck off big waste pipes for all the effluent they produce at that place. It is old toilet after all.

Contrast with our helter skelter spirals that symbolise the carnival of joy we experience.

 

[big gaz]

I wouldn’t believe anything I’ll wait till that game comes around and see the lineup before kick off,saying that it shouldn’t matter we should be swiping them aside regardless..

Who gives a flying fuck ;-)