United Thread - 2023/24

[Prestwich_Blue]

When I go to my local Tesco, there's usually one of those cages on wheels outside labelled 'Soft plastics'. I reckon that's where they keep that lot.

 

[RodneyRodney]

He injured a young Phil Foden when he was at Leicester. In the Carabao Cup tie. Foden would have been about 16 or 17.
He’s always been like that.

I reckon Slab was fishing for a red ; that way , he avoids the derby next week

 

[bluebc]

 

[stevemacca]

Luckily for Jim he paid Glazers by credit card so he'll be able to invoke the fraud clause and get his money back.

 

[stevemacca]

Spot the brain cell

If he had just one more brain cell he'd be an amoeba

 

[r.soleofsalford]

shithead

 

[blue by birth]

Think you can knock me off my perch … have some of this ….

and there’s more where that came from, come see me after next Sunday !

Where's Ashley Young..I can just see him with his gob open ready to catch that

 

[dadnlad]

Slabby's tackle never happened according to sky sports highlights.

Dermot working on his script now
Not enough force
Leg not fully straight
Below shin
Fulham player in way
Subjective
Contact sport
Made alot of it

 

[waspish]

Dermot working on his script now
Not enough force
Leg not fully straight
Below shin
Fulham player in way
Subjective
Contact sport
Made alot of it

I'll go for the below shin

 

[its grim up north]

Hasn't taken long for the lifelong Monaco 'n Rag fan to realise the size of the crock 'o shit he's just invested in!

Believe he gave it a miss yesterday. Probably in London for the Chelsea game today.