United Thread - 2023/24

[Gray]

Is it true that Pogba’s club car at the Rags was a Honda Testosterone Injection?

“Juventus’ Pogba banned” is the BBC breaking news, if had been somebody who had played for us it would have read “ex Man City player”.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

“Juventus’ Pogba banned” is the BBC breaking news, if had been somebody who had played for us it would have read “ex Man City player”.

Surprised it wasn’t “Alleged Man City target in 2017.”

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Complicit City who doing background checks found out about the drugs and said nowt.

 

[Champions Again Ole Ole]

Can we have our 2018 titles credited a week earlier please

 

[Kippax77]

Surprised it wasn’t “Alleged Man City target in 2017.”

Beat me to it

 

[TinFoilHat]

Paul Pogba banned: Juventus midfielder 'shocked' by four-year suspension for doping

Juventus midfielder Paul Pogba says he is "sad, shocked and heartbroken" after being banned from football for four years for a doping offence.

www.bbc.com

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[Brewster's millions]

Rumours floating around paul pogbad's been handed a four year ban from football for failing a drugs test.At 30 that's him done imho.Unless he wins his appeal?

I thought he retired before he returned to the rags :-)

update 1212

Paul Pogba: Juventus midfielder banned for four years after World Cup winner tested positive for doping

Paul Pogba handed four-year ban after testing positive for DHEA in August; a four-year ban is the standard length under the World Anti-Doping Code; Pogba will appeal against ban in Court of Arbitration of Sport; the Juventus midfielder said he is sad, shocked and heartbroken at the ban

tinyurl.com

The important thing to note here is that he wasn’t doing any of this when he was at United.

He particularly wasn’t doing it when he was shipped off to America for a few months to recover from his ankle injury, the rehabilitation for which included posting videos of himself on social media jumping up and down playing basketball.

People at the time questioned why he wasn’t back at United training if he was fit enough to be playing basketball, but clearly they were all barking up the wrong tree.

 

[jaiguruKun]

Should have got on the phone to Wio for window-climbing tips.

 

[Vienna_70]

Just saw the below in response to a picture of the swamp on FB, I couldn't resist replying:-
"Your whole post is the very definition of living in the past! Apart from the bit where you turn into mystic meg and predict the future without any foundation for the prediction!"
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[SebastianBlue]

“Former Manchester City academy player mate Paul Pogba banned from football for four years after being found guilty of f̶i̶n̶a̶n̶c̶i̶a̶l̶ doping”

Paul Pogba banned: Juventus midfielder 'shocked' by four-year suspension for doping

Juventus midfielder Paul Pogba says he is "sad, shocked and heartbroken" after being banned from football for four years for a doping offence.

www.bbc.com

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