United Thread - 2023/24

[freshie]

Paul Pogba banned: Juventus midfielder 'shocked' by four-year suspension for doping

Juventus midfielder Paul Pogba says he is "sad, shocked and heartbroken" after being banned from football for four years for a doping offence.

www.bbc.com

Enter your own punchline...

Fuck me - worst PEDs ever

 

[Pablo123]

Apparently ratface has a really high pain threshold , somebody should tell him to start using it

 

[TinFoilHat]

FFS

He'll start.

Tent Peg mind games are shite.

 

[Protein Junkie]

White dwarf: Armagh astronomers say scar suggests star 'ate' planets

The scar on the star was discovered by the astronomical research centre in Armagh Observatory.

www.bbc.co.uk

Honestly thought this was about Casemiro when it mentioned about a Star eating Planets.

 

[Marklr]

State of the toilets at Old Trafford. Will Catweazle fix this problem?

 

[SebastianBlue]

Man Utd boss Erik ten Hag demands Fulham apology over Bruno Fernandes TikTok and more protection for his captain

Erik ten Hag wants Fulham to apologise over a TikTok they posted which poked fun at Bruno Fernandes, suggesting he dived in Saturdays win at Manchester United; the Man Utd boss also says referees need to give his captain more protection because teams target him

www.skysports.com

 

[Mr Fraser]

My old coach used to call Turn Moss pneumonia park, fucking freezing.

Made my secondary schools debut on there against St Mary's

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Man Utd boss Erik ten Hag demands Fulham apology over Bruno Fernandes TikTok and more protection for his captain

Erik ten Hag wants Fulham to apologise over a TikTok they posted which poked fun at Bruno Fernandes, suggesting he dived in Saturdays win at Manchester United; the Man Utd boss also says referees need to give his captain more protection because teams target him

www.skysports.com

 

[Vienna_70]

May I suggest, the colour of his shirt?

That’s the only explanation necessary.

 

[Vienna_70]

Man Utd boss Erik ten Hag demands Fulham apology over Bruno Fernandes TikTok and more protection for his captain

Erik ten Hag wants Fulham to apologise over a TikTok they posted which poked fun at Bruno Fernandes, suggesting he dived in Saturdays win at Manchester United; the Man Utd boss also says referees need to give his captain more protection because teams target him

www.skysports.com

Ten Bob really has gone full rag.

And as we all know, you should never go full rag.