United Thread - 2023/24

[TinFoilHat]

Hairdos in the away end : View attachment 109031

Those poor kids need therapy for years of child abuse.

 

[Bollo]

Apologies if the point has already been made, but they’re now 11 points off 4th. Even if the PL gets a 5th CL slot, they’re still 6 points off Spursy in 5th who still have a game in hand. I can’t see them getting anything more than Thursday nights at Dynamo Tractor Factory and FC Disputed Zone. Less money, same fat wage bill, a devaluing brand and a stadium that looks like a set for Threads. Lovely, isn’t it?

 

[JASR]

Hairdos in the away end : View attachment 109031

We’re all individuals, yes we’re all individuals.

Bloody sheep.

 

[Bantamgaz]

A couple of Rags in the pub banging on that they need to just pay the £20 million for Ashworh from Newcastle, saying it's peanuts in the scheme of things. Totally forgetting about the FFP rules, at the end of the day it is £20 million leaving the balance sheet and it's not like a player who's fee is amortised. They look like they are now nailed on to miss out on the CL which will impact them even more.

They are up shit creek, 18 points behind us after the first weekend in March shows how shite they are.

Take away the bent decisions in there favour and it should be a lot more.......... they got away with it at the start of tbe season through VAR but even VAR cant help that shite out anymore

 

[mancboy]

Hairdos in the away end : View attachment 109031

Confirmation that the technical name for a gathering of cunts is rags

 

[freshie]

He’s off his head the deluded ****

 

[MMA]

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

-2 goal difference. Hell fire!

That said I hope they find some form in April, particularly the 7th.

 

[Cheer Up Peter Reid]

Another game closer to St Beneathus Day.

Sky have got the Rashford goal to wank over. His PR team will be all over it to cover for him doing fuck all else.

When will they ever learn. Rashford was shit, apart from one lucky hit. OK, lucky might be a bit harsh, it was a good goal, but no matter how good a player you are 9 times out of 10 that ends up in the stands. And the narrative will be, he has responded to his critics, shown his world class talent. Hopefully it will earn him another pay rise and contract extension.

 

[Don Karleone]

Can't quote for some reason. That is an uncanny resemblance though @MMA