United Thread - 2023/24

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I heard United have given Mason Greenwood the green light to come back and also given him a squad number
This will not sit well with the ladies' team, But Jim has fixed it

Jim has fixed it until it has to roll, and then the wheels are comin' off!

 

[JASR]

I think I might be confusing some of our Nigerian neighbours.
With loads of "Old Trafford is Old Trafford" comments on social media, I started highlighting historical dates surrounding Old Trafford sports stadium to help them out.
Somewhat inadvertently, it appears that I might have "accidentally" used dates relating to the Emirates Old Trafford rather than the swamp.
Ah well......

Suggestions for sponsorship of stadium:

The Old Spice stadium
The tik tok stadium

 

[BlueRockape]

Suggestions for sponsorship of stadium:

The Old Spice stadium
The tik tok stadium

The Peds on yer bike shithole

 

[KS55]

The Peds on yer bike shithole

Cayman tax haven stadium.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

I heard United have given Mason Greenwood the green light to come back and also given him a squad number

Red lights are more appropriate for that fella

 

[remember arthur mann]

Manchester City offered chance to sign €85 million Manchester United forward in cut-price deal

Premier League champions Manchester City have reportedly been offered the chance to recruit one of Erik ten Hag’s out-of-favour attacking players. Etihad Stadium officials are understood to be on the…

cityxtra.co.uk

 

[Blue Mist]

Manchester City offered chance to sign €85 million Manchester United forward in cut-price deal

Premier League champions Manchester City have reportedly been offered the chance to recruit one of Erik ten Hag’s out-of-favour attacking players. Etihad Stadium officials are understood to be on the…

cityxtra.co.uk

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Why are you laughing?

Steve the car park attendant (blue car park) retired at the end of last season. The man who put the cones out has taken his place.
The cones won't put themselves out so wotsisname could be a good signing for the rags.

 

[mancity dan]

Haven't seen it in any media but Ratcliffe and Ineos are getting legal counsel to prepare a case to UEFA to help them sign Todibo from Nice. Wonder why the MSM are quiet on this one?

 

[give it to gordon]

Haven't seen it in any media but Ratcliffe and Ineos are getting legal counsel to prepare a case to UEFA to help them sign Todibo from Nice. Wonder why the MSM are quiet on this one?

Interesting if ture ;)

It really does seem bizarre that the authorities are trying to stop players being sold to clubs within the parent group.
Can't think in what other walk of live where this isn't allowed.

 

[WARBABY]

ARMITAGE SHANKS Stadium