United Thread - 2023/24

[Stoned Rose]

Just re-watched the game.

Our 3rd is fucking hilarious.

These dickheads trying to play out from the back through Amrabat as their rectums hang out of their arses.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Could scruffy Jim’s plan be that they get relegated?
Go down - income stream fucked - Glazers leg it with a couple of billion $ .
Hey presto - scruffy Jim rebrands nytid storm the championship etc etc
Phoenix from the ashes story ensues?
Media wankfest in overdrive.
But.
Might as well be Rangers no history mufc 2026.

 

[journolud]

The trouble with this shite club is any youth player comes through they associate them with a ex player, he’s the next Rooney, he’s the next Robson he’s the next Ronaldo and they end up being the next humpty dumpty because of the pressure. Was Foden Lewis or Bobb called the next Silva , reap what they sow.

They’re all the next Phil Jones

 

[nmc]

The best goal Rashford will ever score is going to be forgotten to the ages ahahaha

I‘m sure Sky will put it in one of their ads for the next 20 years.

 

[bennyboy]

Mainoo nothing special as well.

 

[city2]

If these fuckers end up in the shit through not getting top 4 ffp will be scrapped faster than an old Austin allegro!

oi I had a Austin allegro

 

[SebastianBlue]

Great read for any fellow stattos on the forum:

Manchester United lost a Premier League game in which they led at half-time for the first time since September 2014 against Leicester (5-3), ending their run of 143 unbeaten games when ahead at the break in the competition since then (W123 D20).

Manchester City 3-1 Manchester United Stats | The Analyst

We bring you all the key Manchester City vs Manchester United stats and facts from this Premier League clash for your data analysis needs.

theanalyst.com

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Like a Westlife tribute act, fucking glove puppets.

That’s some fucked up porn, you’ve been watching.
Think of those poor glove puppets, getting fucked by a bunch of impostors!

 

[TinFoilHat]

Mainoo nothing special as well.

Just another cheating rag bastard.

 

[RodneyRodney]

Relegation fodder these lot.
You take out their late goals and they are at least 12 points worse off, you're looking at them being just above Bournemouth on 32 pts.

Stuffy twats getting Bent refs giving them their last minute goals papers over the cracks bigtime