United Thread - 2023/24

[East Level 2]

So I keep hearing how the rags are going to ship out up to 10 players this summer, how do they do that with the contracts these players are on ( no one will match them ) also the cost of the players, the loss they will take will be over 100 million.

I'm sure Scruffy Jim can make a contribution as the twat is a tax dodger.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

So I keep hearing how the rags are going to ship out up to 10 players this summer, how do they do that with the contracts these players are on ( no one will match them ) also the cost of the players, the loss they will take will be over 100 million.

Small beer for a man who is worth £26bn.

 

[East Level 2]

Many of them are on crazy wages - so United will have to pay them off to get them out of the door. The losses they will suffer this summer on a serious squad clear out will be eye watering but the press will cover it up and make it look like prudent financial management.

The press will cover it up by saying it's an essential expense required to prune the squad for the dawn of the Scruffy Jim era. He's running the football side so it's OK.
They will not consider why the rags have to get rid of these ten players when every one of them has been hailed as the new fan-kicking ****, the new liver-wasting, wife-beating ****, the new sister-in-law-shagger, the new Duncan Edwards and the new bald ticket tout.
Almost every player in their squad has been lauded to an unbelievable degree just because they play for the rags and the over-hyping is forgotten about once they leave.
The owner is Rat-cliffe the players are rat-shit. - We know a song about how shit they are.

 

[jacko74]

He doesn’t even have that. He can kick the ball hard, with limited accuracy.

Exactly.

And Greenwood was/is Exactly the same, has no other ability than to blast the ball towards goal every time he finds himself with the ball in and around the area, and perhaps one in 10 of his attempts actually goes in.

 

[bluebc]

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Some of the records broken by Erik ten Hag:- Manchester United hadn't lost 13 games by Christmas since 1930, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United hadn't gone 4 games in a row without scoring since 1992, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United hadn't finished bottom of their CL group since 2006, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United hadn't lost back to back games to West Ham since 2007, until Erik Ten Hag.-

No Manchester United manager has conceded 20 goals to Liverpool/City in their first 7 games against them since Alfred Albut in the 1800s, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United had never finished with as few as 5 points in the CL group stages in the competition's history, until Erik Ten Hag-

No English club had ever conceded 15 goals in the CL group stages in the competition's history until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United had never lost 4 of 6 CL group games in the competition's history, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United had never failed to keep a clean sheet in 5 of 6 CL group games in the competition's history, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United had never lost 12 of the opening 23 games of the season, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Bournemouth had never won at Old Trafford, Until Erik Ten Hag.-

Bournemouth had never scored 3 goals at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Bournemouth had never kept a clean sheet at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United had never lost 7 of the opening 16 PL games, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United hadn't lost back to back league games against Newcastle since 1972, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United hadn't lost 3 games in a row to Newcastle United since 1922, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Newcastle hadn't kept 3 clean sheets in a row against Manchester United since 1897, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United had never lost 6 of the opening 14 games of a PL season, until Erik Ten Hag.-

No English team in CL history had ever conceded 14 goals in the first 5 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United had never conceded 3+ goals in 4 different CL games in a season, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United had never lost a CL game they were leading by 2 goals, until Erik Ten Hag, twice since.-

Manchester United hadn't lost a game they were leading by 2+ goals since 2014, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United had never dropped this many points from a winning position in CL history, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United had never conceded 4+ in two CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United hadn't lost 9 of the opening 17 games since 1974, until Erik Ten Hag.-

No team had ever given away 4 penalties in their first 4 CL group games in the competition's history, until Erik Ten Hag.-

No player as young as Roony Bardghji had scored against Manchester United in the CL, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United hadn't lost 8 of the opening 15 games in a season since 1962, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United hadn't lost 5 of their first 10 games at Old Trafford since 1931, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Newcastle hadn't won at Old Trafford since 2013, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Newcastle hadn't won a cup game against Manchester United since 1994, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United hadn't lost twice in a row to Newcastle since 1972, until Erik Ten Hag.-

No post war Manchester United manager had conceded 20 goals to City and Liverpool in their first 6 games against them, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United hadn't lost 5 of the opening 10 league games in 36 years, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Galatasaray hadn't won a game on English soil in 117 years of existence, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United had never lost the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United had never conceded 7 goals in the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.

 

[55yr old teenager]

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Some of the records broken by Erik ten Hag:- Manchester United hadn't lost 13 games by Christmas since 1930, until Erik Ten Hag.- Manchester United hadn't gone 4 games in a row without scoring since 1992, until Erik Ten Hag.- Manchester United hadn't finished bottom of their CL group since 2006, until Erik Ten Hag.- Manchester United hadn't lost back to back games to West Ham since 2007, until Erik Ten Hag.- No Manchester United manager has conceded 20 goals to Liverpool/City in their first 7 games against them since Alfred Albut in the 1800s, until Erik Ten Hag.- Manchester United had never finished with as few as 5 points in the CL group stages in the competition's history, until Erik Ten Hag- No English club had ever conceded 15 goals in the CL group stages in the competition's history until Erik Ten Hag.- Manchester United had never lost 4 of 6 CL group games in the competition's history, until Erik Ten Hag.- Manchester United had never failed to keep a clean sheet in 5 of 6 CL group games in the competition's history, until Erik Ten Hag.- Manchester United had never lost 12 of the opening 23 games of the season, until Erik Ten Hag.- Bournemouth had never won at Old Trafford, Until Erik Ten Hag.- Bournemouth had never scored 3 goals at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag.- Bournemouth had never kept a clean sheet at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag.- Manchester United had never lost 7 of the opening 16 PL games, until Erik Ten Hag.- Manchester United hadn't lost back to back league games against Newcastle since 1972, until Erik Ten Hag.- Manchester United hadn't lost 3 games in a row to Newcastle United since 1922, until Erik Ten Hag.- Newcastle hadn't kept 3 clean sheets in a row against Manchester United since 1897, until Erik Ten Hag.- Manchester United had never lost 6 of the opening 14 games of a PL season, until Erik Ten Hag.- No English team in CL history had ever conceded 14 goals in the first 5 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.- Manchester United had never conceded 3+ goals in 4 different CL games in a season, until Erik Ten Hag.- Manchester United had never lost a CL game they were leading by 2 goals, until Erik Ten Hag, twice since.- Manchester United hadn't lost a game they were leading by 2+ goals since 2014, until Erik Ten Hag.- Manchester United had never dropped this many points from a winning position in CL history, until Erik Ten Hag.- Manchester United had never conceded 4+ in two CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.- Manchester United hadn't lost 9 of the opening 17 games since 1974, until Erik Ten Hag.- No team had ever given away 4 penalties in their first 4 CL group games in the competition's history, until Erik Ten Hag.- No player as young as Roony Bardghji had scored against Manchester United in the CL, until Erik Ten Hag.- Manchester United hadn't lost 8 of the opening 15 games in a season since 1962, until Erik Ten Hag.- Manchester United hadn't lost 5 of their first 10 games at Old Trafford since 1931, until Erik Ten Hag.- Newcastle hadn't won at Old Trafford since 2013, until Erik Ten Hag.- Newcastle hadn't won a cup game against Manchester United since 1994, until Erik Ten Hag.- Manchester United hadn't lost twice in a row to Newcastle since 1972, until Erik Ten Hag.- No post war Manchester United manager had conceded 20 goals to City and Liverpool in their first 6 games against them, until Erik Ten Hag.- Manchester United hadn't lost 5 of the opening 10 league games in 36 years, until Erik Ten Hag.- Galatasaray hadn't won a game on English soil in 117 years of existence, until Erik Ten Hag.- Manchester United had never lost the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag

.- Manchester United had never conceded 7 goals in the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.

Mate, I really appreciate all the effort you have put in to your post. Thanks for all the hard work done on the post.

Just to make things easier for us oldies, maybe put a few paragraphs in. It.makes your post so much easier to read.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Mate, I really appreciate all the effort you have put in to your post. Thanks for all the hard work done on the post.

Just to make things easier for us oldies, maybe put a few paragraphs in. It.makes your post so much easier to read.

Verygoodpostmate ;)

 

[Vienna_70]

just watched goldbridge ranting saying the hand on rashford by walker without any pressure was definitely a foul and in the same sentence the arm by hojlund which pulled rodri back in the derby was definitely not a penalty. also saying the tackle by ederson which he got the ball first was a penalty and that over the top tackles by casemiro and liverpools jones where they skimmed the ball then got the shins were not as bad as edersons tackle. i do not believe he believes this but just says garbage like this for views and to feed into a very clear anti city agenda

As I just put in the post-match thread on the main forum, he’s playing to his audience.

The rags, who watch his crap, will lap it up as gospel.

Whatever Goldbridge/di Cesare is, he is not an idiot.

Nor, I’d imagine, is he very poor.

 

[Metal Biker]

Mate, I really appreciate all the effort you have put in to your post. Thanks for all the hard work done on the post.

Just to make things easier for us oldies, maybe put a few paragraphs in. It.makes your post so much easier to read.

Here ya go. Credit to @bluebc, they posted this originally.

Some of the records broken by Erik ten Hag:
- Manchester United hadn't lost 13 games by Christmas since 1930, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United hadn't gone 4 games in a row without scoring since 1992, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United hadn't finished bottom of their CL group since 2006, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United hadn't lost back to back games to West Ham since 2007, until Erik Ten Hag.
- No Manchester United manager has conceded 20 goals to Liverpool/City in their first 7 games against them since Alfred Albut in the 1800s, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never finished with as few as 5 points in the CL group stages in the competition's history, until Erik Ten Hag
- No English club had ever conceded 15 goals in the CL group stages in the competition's history until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United had never lost 4 of 6 CL group games in the competition's history, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United had never failed to keep a clean sheet in 5 of 6 CL group games in the competition's history, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never lost 12 of the opening 23 games of the season, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Bournemouth had never won at Old Trafford, Until Erik Ten Hag.
- Bournemouth had never scored 3 goals at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Bournemouth had never kept a clean sheet at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United had never lost 7 of the opening 16 PL games, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United hadn't lost back to back league games against Newcastle since 1972, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost 3 games in a row to Newcastle United since 1922, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Newcastle hadn't kept 3 clean sheets in a row against Manchester United since 1897, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never lost 6 of the opening 14 games of a PL season, until Erik Ten Hag.
- No English team in CL history had ever conceded 14 goals in the first 5 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United had never conceded 3+ goals in 4 different CL games in a season, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United had never lost a CL game they were leading by 2 goals, until Erik Ten Hag, twice since.
- Manchester United hadn't lost a game they were leading by 2+ goals since 2014, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United had never dropped this many points from a winning position in CL history, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never conceded 4+ in two CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United hadn't lost 9 of the opening 17 games since 1974, until Erik Ten Hag.
- No team had ever given away 4 penalties in their first 4 CL group games in the competition's history, until Erik Ten Hag.
- No player as young as Roony Bardghji had scored against Manchester United in the CL, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United hadn't lost 8 of the opening 15 games in a season since 1962, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United hadn't lost 5 of their first 10 games at Old Trafford since 1931, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Newcastle hadn't won at Old Trafford since 2013, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Newcastle hadn't won a cup game against Manchester United since 1994, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United hadn't lost twice in a row to Newcastle since 1972, until Erik Ten Hag.
- No post war Manchester United manager had conceded 20 goals to City and Liverpool in their first 6 games against them, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost 5 of the opening 10 league games in 36 years, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Galatasaray hadn't won a game on English soil in 117 years of existence, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United had never lost the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Manchester United had never conceded 7 goals in the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.

 

[Vienna_70]

To be fair, still more insightful than listening to Owen, Wio, McManeman, Ginger Pig, Stephen Warnock etc etc etc :-)

Edit: FFS - how did I manage to leave Rat-Boy off the list. Many apologies all............

That’s not saying much, though, is it?

You also left camelgob off your list.

;-)