United Thread - 2023/24

[Wigan_Citizen]

 

[BerkshireBlue]

Saw bits & pieces of the second half, but the first half of United was very tight and compact. Probably one of their best defensive performances this season. Some unlucky bounces saved City from their counterattacks and it could have been worse than 0-1. But it was kind of expected to tire eventually, read that both Rashford and Evans carried an injury and in normal condition wouldn't have played at all. The number of injuries many top sides around the leagues this season is worrying, Liverpool, United, Barcelona, and Bayern all ravaged at some point.

City & Arsenal have been luckiest in that term and it shows that they are doing good and contesting for the titles. We'll see if Liverpool gets some of their players back now or if they have to rely on kids longer.

I loved ETH's Ajax & I was quite buzzing to see what he could do in United, but this season has been so tough. I don't follow them in depth so I don't know if they have a plan now on how to prepare better for next season, but they need some quality additions and figure out how to outcome the injuries.

yeah as having the best player in the league out for most of the season is lucky right? I think you need to look up the injuries City have had this season

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

That’s not saying much, though, is it?

You also left camelgob off your list.

;-)

Camelgob was filed under Wio in the original post............

 

[Vienna_70]

Camelgob was filed under Wio in the original post............

Oops.

Sorry, I missed that.

 

[KentBlue]

If you want proof Rashford just doesn't give a shit just watch the tunnel cam video City have released.

At full time he stroms down the tunnel on his own in a huff. Pep gives him a little handshake but that's it.

Doesn't go with his teammates to clap the rag fans which are left and zero interaction with staff.

Entitled twat

I've just watched it - the arrogant, sulky prick. Also, when SuperPhil was being interviewed towards the end he's holding a mic and the yellow sponge-type covering has our name in red!! Fuck that.

 

[blue by birth]

Saw bits & pieces of the second half, but the first half of United was very tight and compact. Probably one of their best defensive performances this season. Some unlucky bounces saved City from their counterattacks and it could have been worse than 0-1. But it was kind of expected to tire eventually, read that both Rashford and Evans carried an injury and in normal condition wouldn't have played at all. The number of injuries many top sides around the leagues this season is worrying, Liverpool, United, Barcelona, and Bayern all ravaged at some point.

City & Arsenal have been luckiest in that term and it shows that they are doing good and contesting for the titles. We'll see if Liverpool gets some of their players back now or if they have to rely on kids longer.

I loved ETH's Ajax & I was quite buzzing to see what he could do in United, but this season has been so tough. I don't follow them in depth so I don't know if they have a plan now on how to prepare better for next season, but they need some quality additions and figure out how to outcome the injuries.

Do you not also think that City players missing good chances and rag players getting blocks in stopped them getting twatted in the first half.
We have had plenty of injuries too..
Ten Bob is way out of his depth ..he is fucking clueless..
But he does have a plan or so he says..
He's like fucking Dick Dastardly

 

[Akira]

Does anyone remember they signed Mason Mount last summer?

 

[JASR]

Does anyone remember why they signed Mason Mount last summer?

 

[55yr old teenager]

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Some of the records broken by Erik ten Hag:- Manchester United hadn't lost 13 games by Christmas since 1930, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United hadn't gone 4 games in a row without scoring since 1992, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United hadn't finished bottom of their CL group since 2006, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United hadn't lost back to back games to West Ham since 2007, until Erik Ten Hag.-

No Manchester United manager has conceded 20 goals to Liverpool/City in their first 7 games against them since Alfred Albut in the 1800s, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United had never finished with as few as 5 points in the CL group stages in the competition's history, until Erik Ten Hag-

No English club had ever conceded 15 goals in the CL group stages in the competition's history until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United had never lost 4 of 6 CL group games in the competition's history, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United had never failed to keep a clean sheet in 5 of 6 CL group games in the competition's history, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United had never lost 12 of the opening 23 games of the season, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Bournemouth had never won at Old Trafford, Until Erik Ten Hag.-

Bournemouth had never scored 3 goals at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Bournemouth had never kept a clean sheet at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United had never lost 7 of the opening 16 PL games, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United hadn't lost back to back league games against Newcastle since 1972, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United hadn't lost 3 games in a row to Newcastle United since 1922, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Newcastle hadn't kept 3 clean sheets in a row against Manchester United since 1897, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United had never lost 6 of the opening 14 games of a PL season, until Erik Ten Hag.-

No English team in CL history had ever conceded 14 goals in the first 5 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United had never conceded 3+ goals in 4 different CL games in a season, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United had never lost a CL game they were leading by 2 goals, until Erik Ten Hag, twice since.-

Manchester United hadn't lost a game they were leading by 2+ goals since 2014, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United had never dropped this many points from a winning position in CL history, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United had never conceded 4+ in two CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United hadn't lost 9 of the opening 17 games since 1974, until Erik Ten Hag.-

No team had ever given away 4 penalties in their first 4 CL group games in the competition's history, until Erik Ten Hag.-

No player as young as Roony Bardghji had scored against Manchester United in the CL, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United hadn't lost 8 of the opening 15 games in a season since 1962, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United hadn't lost 5 of their first 10 games at Old Trafford since 1931, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Newcastle hadn't won at Old Trafford since 2013, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Newcastle hadn't won a cup game against Manchester United since 1994, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United hadn't lost twice in a row to Newcastle since 1972, until Erik Ten Hag.-

No post war Manchester United manager had conceded 20 goals to City and Liverpool in their first 6 games against them, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United hadn't lost 5 of the opening 10 league games in 36 years, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Galatasaray hadn't won a game on English soil in 117 years of existence, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United had never lost the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.-

Manchester United had never conceded 7 goals in the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.

Well done, take a bow for your hard work. It's a pleasure to read it.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Does anyone remember they signed Mason Mount last summer?

As much use as Peggy Mount. Go on kids, get googling.