United Thread - 2023/24

[Shirley]

Don’t get too excited. It’s gormless Ogden

The wannabe MIB

 

[citymad]

Has Garnacho just been fired by Doritos?

Yes, but apparently the golfwear company Bogey Boys are looking to sign him up.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Has Garnacho just been fired by Doritos?

Yes sir he can bogey but he needs a certain song

 

[KentBlue]

Just read Slimey Stone's latest on the BBC sports and he's quoting Camel Gob...WTF! What has that semi-literate, drug-cheating imbecile have to do with us?
We are doing well in the CL and the Prem, but he has to bring Wio into the equation and ask him his opinion of City.

The BBC are finished, they are sinking faster than anything that Jack Grealish can tip down his throat, but they simply have to shoehorn the rags into every fucking article. Maybe it's a suicide pact: the beeb and the rags, both only going in one direction - and that ain't up.

 

[BlueRockape]

Sir Jim's doing a great job there for me, long may it continue.

He's bought an "asset" and he's doing his level best to upset the lot of them - players, backroom staff, admin staff, manager, coaches and scouts. He doesn't seem to have much nice to say about them, but is happy to leave plenty of hints there's a lot of goings about to happen - starting with the manager.

When he goes, that means that Moyes (great job with Everton and West Ham and won a European trophy), Van Gaal (multiple league and European trophies ), Mourinho (won the lot) and Ten Hag (league titles, cups and a CL semi with a Dutch team) are all no good. I can't wait to see who they pick who IS good enough. The only ones I can think of who are better than the ones they've sacked is Klopp and Pep and can't see either going there!!

The squad is a mess - it's full of players who were great elsewhere who've had their careers killed there. Confidence has drained out of the club and the players play for money, not for honours.

How piss funny that would be if kliperty racked up at the swamp

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Southgate being mentioned as a possible replacement ?
That's like chopping your Reliant Robin in for a fucking moped.

 

[Vienna_70]

Just read Slimey Stone's latest on the BBC sports and he's quoting Camel Gob...WTF! What has that semi-literate, drug-cheating imbecile have to do with us?
We are doing well in the CL and the Prem, but he has to bring Wio into the equation and ask him his opinion of City.

The BBC are finished, they are sinking faster than anything that Jack Grealish can tip down his throat, but they simply have to shoehorn the rags into every fucking article. Maybe it's a suicide pact: the beeb and the rags, both only going in one direction - and that ain't up.

Lily Savage couldn’t stop going on about the rags in commentary of OUR game last night.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Southgate being mentioned as a possible replacement ?
That's like chopping your Reliant Robin in for a fucking moped.

More like a unicycle:-) . Waistcoat is the best possible choice as manager for us as he would get them nearer relegation than the title

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Seems to be a scattergun approach by the media.

Wonder if that's club led hoping one name gives an indication they'd like to join scruffy jims project?

 

[horlock_was_super]

He’s got enough on his hands with the Phoenix

He could get Den Perry to burn the club down and then they could claim the insurance to rebuild the swamp.