United Thread - 2023/24

[Nellies left peg]

Presumably, if it were to happen, it would be in the summer, meaning we’ll still have to endure the waistcoated wanker misguiding the England squad through the Euros.

Unfortunately you are right. But the thought of him at the rags is plenty of consolation in that situation

 

[bluemoon32]

Southgate to Utd, pleassssssse let it happen.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Presumably, if it were to happen, it would be in the summer, meaning we’ll still have to endure the waistcoated wanker misguiding the England squad through the Euros.

Now there’s a beautiful thought … England win the Euros (in spite of, not because of Southgate) and the rags then can’t turn down a successful manager of that calibre. If there’s a god …

 

[Protein Junkie]

Southgate being mentioned as a possible replacement ?
That's like chopping your Reliant Robin in for a fucking moped.

I might have to invest in green and gold waistcoats.
A mint to be made.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

I might have to invest in green and YELLOW waistcoats.
A mint to be made.

Corrected

 

[dadnlad]

"Remember that night at Old Toilet" anecdotes all night. Fecking nauseating!

Was there goals in it for united

 

[its a Barm]

I think I’d have some kind of dicky fit if Southgate was appointed. I would genuinely be the funniest thing ever.

Funny you will have to call an ambulance for me if that happens I might die of laughing

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

Was there goals in it for united

course....this is Manchester United we are talking about...

 

[The Salford lad.]

Was there goals in it for united

Well this is Manchester United we’re talking about ..

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

Well this is Manchester United we’re talking about ..

just pipped you there lad!