United Thread - 2023/24

[ancoats]

You can imagine them all sat in the boardroom having a good old barney, with Omar Berrada in the middle saying "But Jim...", "Hang on Avram...", "I don't think that's helpful Joel..." with about as much success as the mods have trying to keep the PL charges thread on track.

it's the worst way to run a football club, too many cooks or should I say crooks.

Having a power struggle every season because the chairman got it wrong again, Then the chairman sacks the manager brings in a new manager and starts all over again saying first is the one.

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

It’s a pity it wasn’t an electric chair

Is this what you really meant?

 

[Nellies left peg]

Fuck off rags and then fuck off some more. All your players are cunts to quote a person

 

[Vienna_70]

You never see Jesus and Rashford in the same room. Both go missing on weekends and claim to feed the 5000.

I thought you were talking about Gabriel at first.

 

[Vienna_70]

Is this what you really meant?

You might think that.

I couldn’t possibly comment.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Fuck off rags and then fuck off some more. All your players are cunts to quote a person View attachment 112060

Cantona's ageing well..............

 

[old blue]

And MVP at the Super Bowl followed by a BAFTA -fair digs.

Not forgetting Rosette winner at Crufts.

 

[Chris in London]

Aaaahhhh Fridays what a fucking place that was. Sufuckingperb.

Oh yes, Fridays on a Saturday night.

Or was it Saturdays on a Friday night?

Cracking night either way.

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[Bollo]

I do that when I’m driving up the M3 and cross into Surrey, for exactly the same reason.