United Thread - 2023/24

[BigJoe#1]

Just let it be.

Help! They need some fucking
Help Not just anybody
Help you know they need the referees

When they could cheat so much better than today
Dodgy decisions always used to go their way
Now they've been found out and they're really fuckin shit
Ten Haag has been dragged in and he's about to quit

........ that's me done.

 

[Vienna_70]

It’s going to be a long and winding road to get this thread back on track

These puns will be wending their way Across The Universe.

 

[TinFoilHat]

These puns will be wending their way Across The Universe.

Here there and everywhere

 

[RayCTID]

The rags have beaten us in a few derbies in recent years and they have had a couple of big results in the Champions League. Although it is going to be a monumental ask it is the case of don't rule anything out.

 

[Vienna_70]

St Beneathus Day is one victory - or one defeat for the rags - away.

 

[Elbow beards]

Come on you red cunts.

I feel dirty now.

 

[Vienna_70]

Come on you red cunts.

I feel dirty now.

I know that feeling.

I cheered the rags' second and fourth goals in the Cup tie.

 

[Viking blue]

i believe the technical term for a group of rags is a load of cunts

I thought it was a delusion.

 

[Elbow beards]

i believe the technical term for a group of rags is a load of cunts

Slightly off topic but I believe the technical term for a group of scousers is a murder.

 

[Vienna_70]

I thought it was a delusion.

A delusion of rags.

Excellent!