United Thread - 2023/24

[jim tolmies perm]

Can I just remind everyone that they're not just scum, but cheating scum.

And Vermin...and Filth

 

[Jam Tomorrow]

He wasn't even the best goalkeeper in that game.lol.

That reminds of the tale of John Lennon being asked if Ringo was the best drummer in the world to which he responded he’s not the best drummer in The Beatles.

 

[Vienna_70]

Compared to other sports footballers dont seem to be tested that much.
In the tour de France the leader is checked daily some times twice a day.

He does look well bloated, you cant put muscle on that quick natural, so it must be the treble cheese burger :)

He’s been spending too much time with Fatty Shaw!

 

[Blue Mist]

So the ragrat is now the captain.
I wonder if it was PiGMOL that really appointed him.
Isn't it the rule that only the captain is allowed to speak to the referee?
If so that means even in the tunnel before the game the **** will be in the refs ear.

As a very capable and erudite gentleman has said in the past clear & obvious.

The scum know what they're doing here - the ragrat will not get booked next year because his constant whinging and whining will be allowed because he's the captain and is allowed to 'talk' to the referee fucking hell they are refereed differently already, next season will be off the scale.

Sadly then, it's down to the opposition captain to do the same, as soon as he's there in the refs face, in comes the other fellah telling the ref the total opposite.
It's not how football should be played but hey, fuck 'em.

 

[chedinho]

Sadly then, it's down to the opposition captain to do the same, as soon as he's there in the refs face, in comes the other fellah telling the ref the total opposite.
It's not how football should be played but hey, fuck 'em.

They use blockers like American football

They must spend more time practicing this tactic above all others.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Sadly then, it's down to the opposition captain to do the same, as soon as he's there in the refs face, in comes the other fellah telling the ref the total opposite.
It's not how football should be played but hey, fuck 'em.

Then the ragrat uses the ‘top trump card’ ….this is manschesyernited we’re talking about ref.

 

[Gundogan's Moustache]

Why’s no one questioning how they’re getting £15 million for Elanga cause he is fucking shit

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Texaco are helping them out with the drinkware in corporate areas.


…Maybe that’s one for the FOC’s

Alan Turing's been on - he's no idea what you're on about............ ;-)

 

[citizen_maine]

Sadly then, it's down to the opposition captain to do the same, as soon as he's there in the refs face, in comes the other fellah telling the ref the total opposite.
It's not how football should be played but hey, fuck 'em.

Which one will get the booking?

 

[Longballutd]