United Thread - 2023/24

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Not in my lifetime.. Pisscan

I can guarantee that we will finish above them next year.. Ticket Tout..

The banner.. Fcuked off for ever..

We aspire to be like City.. The Chosen One..

The chosen one
(Give it to) Giggs(y)
Van Gaal
The (not so) special one
The Paper Boy (my personal favourite)
Carrick
Wreck it Ralph
Poundland Pep (if he's played for Ajax, I'll recommend we overpay to get him signed up)..

A bigger fkin list of losers you'd be hard pressed to find..

The piano player
The dabber
Right said
Slab head
Stan Laurel
The winger from Ajax who pirouettes with the ball but does fcuk all else (what a tw*t)
Fake Ronaldo
Tony Marshall
The donut thief
Obi Wan(ker)
Linda's off
Jaded Sancho
Fat face
Rodent face

What's that ?

Roughly £1billon pounds worth of utter crap, that's what that is..

The sad rags whinge like fcuk but uncle Malc has tipped up a billion quid for the above dross.

No wonder the poor fcukers have no spare cash to fix the roof and improve their training facilities.

If I was them I'd be hanging on for £6billion plus too to recoup my wasted billions..

I must point out the the rags are the current holders of the LC to be fair..

However, I must also point out that..

We've completely surpassed them over the past decade

More PL titles..
More CL titles..
More FA Cups..
More League cups..
More Charity shields..

Bigger revenues
Stadia expansion
Top class infrastructure
Top class owner
Top class manager
Move valuable squad
Treble winners
Domestic quadruple winners
100 points in a season
3 PL wins on the spin
5 of the last 6 PL titles

They are a fkin shambles, from the archaic manager that still walks the corridors of the swamp, accompanied by the ticket tout, the ladies toilet botherer and that bent **** Gill through to the deluded hoards who still proclaim them to be relevant..

Good on the Glazer's to string them all along, hang in there boys you're doing a fantastic job..!

Oh and to cap it all off, the cheating bastards have failed FFP..

What a fkin joke they've become..!

We've totally and utterly broken them.

There are teenagers leaving school who have absolutely no recollection of the rags winning the league... but apparently they are the biggest club in world football..

Whereby in reality, they are not even the biggest club in Greater Manchester..!
 
Blue Mist said:
Sadly then, it's down to the opposition captain to do the same, as soon as he's there in the refs face, in comes the other fellah telling the ref the total opposite.
It's not how football should be played but hey, fuck 'em.
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Exactly. Maybe this is the real reason why nytid didn’t win the league last season.
No established, easily identifiable captain for the ref to identify/agree with. Bad forward planning from PiGMOL & nytid.

This season is going to be awful for decisions against them, sorry I meant in their favour. The ragrat will overcome.

Offside? Wasn’t interfering with play.
Two footed lunge? Akanji’s momentum CAUSED the foul ( yes I have been expertly told this)
Accidental handball has been scrapped. Unless if it’s in the opposition 18 yard box against a team in red.

this is machestynytid we’re talking about after all.
 
Bill the Blue said:
Not in my lifetime.. Pisscan

I can guarantee that we will finish above them next year.. Ticket Tout..

The banner.. Fcuked off for ever..

We aspire to be like City.. The Chosen One..

The chosen one
(Give it to) Giggs(y)
Van Gaal
The (not so) special one
The Paper Boy (my personal favourite)
Carrick
Wreck it Ralph
Poundland Pep (if he's played for Ajax, I'll recommend we overpay to get him signed up)..

A bigger fkin list of losers you'd be hard pressed to find..

The piano player
The dabber
Right said
Slab head
Stan Laurel
The winger from Ajax who pirouettes with the ball but does fcuk all else (what a tw*t)
Fake Ronaldo
Tony Marshall
The donut thief
Obi Wan(ker)
Linda's off
Jaded Sancho
Fat face
Rodent face

What's that ?

Roughly £1billon pounds worth of utter crap, that's what that is..

The sad rags whinge like fcuk but uncle Malc has tipped up a billion quid for the above dross.

No wonder the poor fcukers have no spare cash to fix the roof and improve their training facilities.

If I was them I'd be hanging on for £6billion plus too to recoup my wasted billions..

I must point out the the rags are the current holders of the LC to be fair..

However, I must also point out that..

We've completely surpassed them over the past decade

More PL titles..
More CL titles..
More FA Cups..
More League cups..
More Charity shields..

Bigger revenues
Stadia expansion
Top class infrastructure
Top class owner
Top class manager
Move valuable squad
Treble winners
Domestic quadruple winners
100 points in a season
3 PL wins on the spin
5 of the last 6 PL titles

They are a fkin shambles, from the archaic manager that still walks the corridors of the swamp, accompanied by the ticket tout, the ladies toilet botherer and that bent **** Gill through to the deluded hoards who still proclaim them to be relevant..

Good on the Glazer's to string them all along, hang in there boys you're doing a fantastic job..!

Oh and to cap it all off, the cheating bastards have failed FFP..

What a fkin joke they've become..!

We've totally and utterly broken them.

There are teenagers leaving school who have absolutely no recollection of the rags winning the league... but apparently they are the biggest club in world football..

Whereby in reality, they are not even the biggest club in Greater Manchester..!
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