United Thread - 2023/24

[Aba452]

Fuck me just seen their "penalty" wtf!!! Shouldn't be surprised......

For Bournemouth, I still can't say it was definitely in the box, but they and the other arse cheeks always seem to benefit from these decisions.

 

[East Level 2]

Watching MOTD and Bournemouth should be investigated Ivan Toney style for the number of chances they missed.
As for the rags: they don't play to score, they play for dodgy decisions.

 

[freshie]

 

[Brooklands Blue]

If Haaland is league 2 what does it make hojlund? Semi pro? Paints during the day and get his boots on at the weekend?

Awaiting critical analysis from the great minds on Sky spits.

Hojilund is Wythenshawe Sunday league standard in comparison to Haaland.

 

[Franny 1234]

I have no love for Liverpool and Arsenal, but the fact the three of us are so much better than United in every single department must sting the raggy fuckers a little bit which makes me happy.

Add villa and spurs and Newcastle to that list no forgetting if Chelsea win their 2 games in hand that's Rags in eighth.
I was frustrated today that we couldn't keep a cleansheet then watched the Rags trying to defend with zero midfield help. MIND THE GAP you RAG SCUM.
THE CITY IS BLUE CTID

 

[mixer]

His finishing is that of a League 2 player

 

[Big mals fedora]

If Haaland is league 2 what does it make hojlund? Semi pro? Paints during the day and get his boots on at the weekend?

Awaiting critical analysis from the great minds on Sky spits.

Do they say how many times he touched the ball???

 

[Xhavenjoe]

There's no rush while Big Nose is banging them in so regularly, is there?

I see what you did there.
Rush and Big Nose in the one sentence.
My only comment is that is the united thread, not the liverpool one.

 

[wolviedinho]

Do they say how many times he touched the ball???

Nope that is only reserved for the record goal scorer. The rest don’t get a mention only the team that spends obscene amounts of il gained money on lawyers to deny justice lol.

 

[NZBlue]

That's him out of the team now then fir the rest of the season until ten hag gets sacked.
He shipped sancho off to dortmund for similar.

Do you really think Ten Hag is going to make it to the end of the season? You poor deluded child