United Thread - 2023/24

[Blue5964]

 

[feelymcfeel]

Dress like a Rag for Wembley.

1. A United bucket hat.
2. A blue 115 City cheat t-shirt.
3. Zebra pants.
4. A black jacket.
5. A green and gold scarf.
6. Black Nike trainers.

Fuck me that would be funny if our end did it.

 

[jimharri]

Those last few seconds are a killer. "Remember Ralf Rangnick? Fuck me". We really didn't back the campaign to keep him in the job. Indeed, the widespread apathy towards our campaigns to keep their managers in the gig is very disappointing.

 

[JASR]

Manchester United boss Erik ten Hag banned three media outlets from asking questions at his news conference on Friday.

The Dutchman did not take questions from the Sun, the Mirror and the Manchester Evening News.

Their journalists were present at the news conference, but had been made aware in advance they would not be invited to ask questions.

I would love it at Pep’s next news conference for Stone to stand up, (he’s usually the 1st to be asked to give a question) open his mouth, and then Pep interrupts him and says
‘Simon? isn’t it? I gather there’s a kids game and song named after you, but I digress.. you’re barred, banned, persona non grata and you are to remove yourself from this media conference, the CFG and the City stadium immediately, never to return. and we’ll all sit here waiting for you..in silence…until you do leave, ive got all day.

<pulls out phone…puts feet on desk… sounds of Candy Crush emanate from it>

‘Ah I’m catching you up Kevin..’

 

[BlueFurn]

Fuck me that would be funny if our end did it.

T shirt ok
rag hat… no fucking chance…

 

[ysmsa]

Look at the tshirt this united fan is selling for wembley

Suppose it's a step up in decency on "97 not enough"

 

[domalino]

Manchester United boss Erik ten Hag banned three media outlets from asking questions at his news conference on Friday.

The Dutchman did not take questions from the Sun, the Mirror and the Manchester Evening News.

Their journalists were present at the news conference, but had been made aware in advance they would not be invited to ask questions.

So dumb.

Ban them or don’t. This stuff just makes all the journos huddle together like wood lice anyway so the question will still get asked and they’ll still quote it in their paper.

 

[ysmsa]

Delicious isnt it?

Manchester United staff dismayed as club cut FA Cup final perks

Manchester United staff dismayed as club cut FA Cup final perks

The 1,100-strong workforce will get a free ticket for Wembley game with Manchester City but must contribute to transport and pay for food and accommodation

www.thetimes.co.uk

Wait a minute,

So they give out 1100 tickets for a Final!

Shit support!

 

[ysmsa]

It was on Sky last night also with them saying it’s petty and bad for morale for the staff as the savings is not exactly going to buy them a new player.
Not Surprisingly Salford Stone on the BBC isn’t posting this story.

Bad for morale :-)

It might have an effect on the players and they start playing shit!

Ha ha ha ha,

 

[ysmsa]

Manchester United boss Erik ten Hag banned three media outlets from asking questions at his news conference on Friday.

The Dutchman did not take questions from the Sun, the Mirror and the Manchester Evening News.

Their journalists were present at the news conference, but had been made aware in advance they would not be invited to ask questions.

Ten Hag speaks in Morse Code or has permanent indigestion!