United Thread - 2023/24

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

I see the official Getafe tiktok account has put out a Mason Greenwood appreciation video with the caption 'We love you Mason'....


The background song of "Smack That" (akon) is a bit of a weird choice to accompany it though..... whoops

Apparently, Smack my woman up by Prodigy was the original choice.

 

[East Level 2]

Which is strange as he won the FA Cup.

2 league cup, Europa league are the only other honours since the piss can, beggars can’t be chooses ;)

That's four trophies in 11 seasons. Well ahead of their average trophy haul before the piss-can arrived but nobody ever mentions that.

 

[manimanc]

Man Utd manager Erik ten Hag defends his side's style after Burnley draw in Premier League

Man Utd threw away a late lead for a fifth time in the last month in Saturdays 1-1 draw with Burnley as substitute Zeki Amdounis 87th-minute penalty cancelled out Antonys opener less than 10 minutes earlier; Erik ten Hag came to the defence of his side, who have won one in five games

www.skysports.com

Egghead has turned into smackhead.

 

[Blueboy73]

I'll have a bit of whatever Tent Peg is on.

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

There’s a minimum £50mill less to go towards the Wembley of the North.

Need them to drop at least one more place so they don’t even get the Europa League money.

 

[BrianW]

I happened to be in town yesterday on my way to somewhere else. Loads of Rag fans about. It amused me, though, that quite a high proportion needed to crowd around the information boards at Piccadilly Station to figure out how to get to Stretford. Not the first time I have noted this phenomenon.

Maybe being a Rag fan gives you memory loss.

 

[big gaz]

Need them to drop at least one more place so they don’t even get the Europa League money.

Pull you're fucking fingers out Newcastle !

 

[Stoned Rose]

Such a shame, TT was comedy gold time & time again.

My personal favourite just beats this GIF into second place and was him singing his own name in a press conference.

I still remember his pheeeeloschopheeee with fondness.

 

[Stoned Rose]

If the rumours are true, it’s Waistcoat they want. This, if true, is fantastic news.

England can be freed from his shackles, which in turn frees Foden.

Everyone gets to laugh at United. They will attract absolutely nobody and their decline will further.

That’s the ideal summer. Oh, and every City player getting knocked out of the Euros as early as possible.

If Waistcoat rocks up there it’ll be comedy gold.

With his love of boring, shit defensive midfielders he’ll have Amrabat run ragged as he’ll play him in all 11 positions, on his own.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

If Waistcoat rocks up there it’ll be comedy gold.

With his love of boring, shit defensive midfielders he’ll have Amrabat run ragged as he’ll play him in all 11 positions, on his own.

Hendo star summer signing.