United Thread - 2023/24

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

I see the official Getafe tiktok account has put out a Mason Greenwood appreciation video with the caption 'We love you Mason'....


The background song of "Smack That" (akon) is a bit of a weird choice to accompany it though..... whoops

Apparently, Smack my bitch up by Prodigy was the original choice.

 

[East Level 2]

Which is strange as he won the FA Cup.

2 league cup, Europa league are the only other honours since the piss can, beggars can’t be chooses ;)

That's four trophies in 11 seasons. Well ahead of their average trophy haul before the piss-can arrived but nobody ever mentions that.

 

[manimanc]

Man Utd manager Erik ten Hag defends his side's style after Burnley draw in Premier League

Man Utd threw away a late lead for a fifth time in the last month in Saturdays 1-1 draw with Burnley as substitute Zeki Amdounis 87th-minute penalty cancelled out Antonys opener less than 10 minutes earlier; Erik ten Hag came to the defence of his side, who have won one in five games

www.skysports.com

Egghead has turned into smackhead.

 

[Blueboy73]

I'll have a bit of whatever Tent Peg is on.

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

There’s a minimum £50mill less to go towards the Wembley of the North.

Need them to drop at least one more place so they don’t even get the Europa League money.

 

[BrianW]

I happened to be in town yesterday on my way to somewhere else. Loads of Rag fans about. It amused me, though, that quite a high proportion needed to crowd around the information boards at Piccadilly Station to figure out how to get to Stretford. Not the first time I have noted this phenomenon.

Maybe being a Rag fan gives you memory loss.

 

[big gaz]

Need them to drop at least one more place so they don’t even get the Europa League money.

Pull you're fucking fingers out Newcastle !

 

[Stoned Rose]

Such a shame, TT was comedy gold time & time again.

My personal favourite just beats this GIF into second place and was him singing his own name in a press conference.

I still remember his pheeeeloschopheeee with fondness.

 

[Stoned Rose]

If the rumours are true, it’s Waistcoat they want. This, if true, is fantastic news.

England can be freed from his shackles, which in turn frees Foden.

Everyone gets to laugh at United. They will attract absolutely nobody and their decline will further.

That’s the ideal summer. Oh, and every City player getting knocked out of the Euros as early as possible.

If Waistcoat rocks up there it’ll be comedy gold.

With his love of boring, shit defensive midfielders he’ll have Amrabat run ragged as he’ll play him in all 11 positions, on his own.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

If Waistcoat rocks up there it’ll be comedy gold.

With his love of boring, shit defensive midfielders he’ll have Amrabat run ragged as he’ll play him in all 11 positions, on his own.

Hendo star summer signing.

 

[chedinho]

Booing at the swamp but still ten bob is deluded, most entertaining side in the league my arse, ffs !!

The entertainment comes from the team they are playing against.
I don’t know how he can’t understand that lol

 

[Stoned Rose]

Hendo star summer signing.

Midfield triumvirate- Hendo, Amrabat, Dier.

New signing Paintdrinho on the bench.

 

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[Pingu the Penguin]

I as watching the game with my sons rag mate & I just love the fact how blind they are once a young star has been anointed. I was pissing myself as Burnley strolled through the centre dribbling 40 yards without a challenge. It was biblical like Moses parting the waves & I pointed out Mainoo who looked like he was towing a caravan. He’s fucking nowhere near the player they think he is & they refuse to see it. Not long after Ten Hag took him off & he was gutted…… & so was I.

I’ll say it now, he better start looking at houses in Sunderland.

MOTD montage of Burnley breakaways showed him jogging like Sir Marcus. He’s learning, the lad!

 

[hammocity]

And the conference is too good for them

The top tiers will be closed as the itinerant “fans” won’t make the effort, TNT will do their best to not show the images, unfortunately with their hoof ball tactics it will be there for all to see.

 

[Vienna_70]

Jim Ratsquiffe is doing a fantastic job, I think we can all agree. Keep doing what you're doing you scruffy ex Chelsea loving twat! :)

He’s certainly knocked us off our perch.

 

[Grassland Blue]

He’s certainly knocked us off our perch.

For some reason Catweazle reminds me of Donald Trump with his executive orders.

 

[Frank the Yank]

Need them to drop at least one more place so they don’t even get the Europa League money.

So what place/ places get Europa, 5 and 6 ? Seventh get Conference Thingy?? Eight get fuck all?? Is that correct?

 

[blueste41]

 

[Vienna_70]

Since the pisscan packed it in, the comedic levels at the swamp have risen with each successive new manager, and this season has definitely been the funniest of the 11.

It’s fucking hilarious watching the gradual fall and decline of TWGC.