United Thread - 2023/24

[RadcliffeRick]

You only have to ask

Is shit shaming still allowed?

 

[jrb]

It’s like a 2nd hand car seller trying to sell all his cars because he wants to close the business.

 

[RayCTID]

You only have to ask

Shades of Jim Leighton

 

[decmancity]

Whole squad supposedly up for sale apart from Mainoo, Garnacho and Hojlund.

That's £3 off the debt then.

ffs. Saudi will be falling over themselves, they will probably bank a couple hundred million. Lets hope they keep pissing the money away.

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Whole squad supposedly up for sale apart from Mainoo, Garnacho and Hojlund.

I love the fact that only one of the players up for sale has a positive PR spin on it with "Man Uniturd preference is to keep him and help bring him to top form but we will consider a sale if he wants to take on a new challenge or a substantial bid arrives" and he is PR Gashfoot.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Luke Shaw rapidly googling which League 2 training grounds are nearest the local Burger King.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Stunned. Fancy telling your whole team ‘Oh, by the way, your all sacked at the end of next month’? How to motivate your team. Would you be arsed to even turn up for work??

 

[lonestay]

The Cafe nutters think Rashford is an 80 million + asset nobody's paying that for him !!!

 

[WestGorton]

They might raise about 25 million.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

The Cafe nutters think Rashford is an 80 million + asset nobody's paying that for him !!!

They’d be getting an £8m player for £80m.